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Mr Big

and his big purple helmet
Jul 3, 2001
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In a big shoe
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Ever seen a glam-rocker cry for his mama and beg for mercy with an epileptic pitbull after him? It's quite a sight, especially the stain in his pants. Kinda looks like a women's aerobic class gone wrong

Don't look to Kareem to get you outta this one, TJ!
 

Robin Hood

Formerly Jermy
Feb 6, 2002
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An island in the rain
There was once a forum called P8ntballer,
I don't think I could find one that was duller,
The quality was absent,
The moderators were ancient,
Thank goodness it required no payment!

There was once a moderator called Buddha,
Who deleted more posts than he shoulda,
He had is privelge revoked,
And was no longer stoked,
But now complaines he was prevoked!

There once was this bloke called Lambini,
Who wore vest kinda like a bikini,
He thought he was the man,
But he just looked like Tarzan,
And no matter what, he'll always be a weeny!

I heard of this person - Mr. Big,
Who was spied on by some Russions in a MIG,
They got the info. they needed,
To get Shockwave defeated.
Then transformed Mr. Big into a pig!

There was once this hardass called Robbo,
Who was always ranting on about about something, oh
Hey finally burst a blood vessel,
Then by the handful his hair fell,
And now he's making millions advertising miracle-gro!

No harm intended to anyone in particular:D :D ! It's all in good humour guys, isn't it?? Guys?? :eek:
 

Buddha 3

Hamfist McPunchalot
Originally posted by AJermstad


There was once a moderator called Buddha,
Who deleted more posts than he shoulda,
He had is privelge revoked,
And was no longer stoked,
But now complaines he was prevoked!

Heh heh...nice one, although this one is closer to the truth:

There once was a moderator named Buddha
Who deleted less posts than he shoulda
He only deleted two threads
And one was by request
So he didn't delete as many as he coulda

How's this?

There once was a guy called Ajermstad
got his ass kicked from Leamington Spa to Hemel Hempstead
Cos he cracked a few jokes
So he got his ass broke
By a guy named Robbo who made sure he bled

All in good humour ofcourse :D


Yeah! And ya don't stop!