There was once a forum called P8ntballer,
I don't think I could find one that was duller,
The quality was absent,
The moderators were ancient,
Thank goodness it required no payment!
There was once a moderator called Buddha,
Who deleted more posts than he shoulda,
He had is privelge revoked,
And was no longer stoked,
But now complaines he was prevoked!
There once was this bloke called Lambini,
Who wore vest kinda like a bikini,
He thought he was the man,
But he just looked like Tarzan,
And no matter what, he'll always be a weeny!
I heard of this person - Mr. Big,
Who was spied on by some Russions in a MIG,
They got the info. they needed,
To get Shockwave defeated.
Then transformed Mr. Big into a pig!
There was once this hardass called Robbo,
Who was always ranting on about about something, oh
Hey finally burst a blood vessel,
Then by the handful his hair fell,
And now he's making millions advertising miracle-gro!
No harm intended to anyone in particular
! It's all in good humour guys, isn't it?? Guys??