This is some funny sh@t

[Robin Hood]

Don't give up tha day job...

Originally posted by TJ Lambini
Wow...either tha San Andreas Fault is acting up again and that was a 6.7 on tha richter scale, or else Robo just read your post and is currently charging toward your house...

Be afraid...

Ahh that's alright - I can handle Robbo, In fact I reckon I should be added to the list in the 'Bad Ass' thread I'm so tough! (He say's clutching his teddy in fear under the protection of his duvey!! )

And as for Rancid - that was just uncalled for! Ahh Buddha's a big boy though...

There was once a bloke called TheRooster,
Who tought his son to be a sharp shooter,
From seven months old,
He was far too bold,
And finally got his first IR3 in Pewter!

 

[eric]

Who wants to bet that this thread makes it in next months PGI( I wont bet if you control that sort of thing )

Its funny as hell!
Keep it going.

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Re: Don't give up tha day job...

Originally posted by AJermstad
There was once a bloke called TheRooster,
Who tought his son to be a sharp shooter,
From seven months old,
He was far too bold,
And finally got his first IR3 in Pewter!

Ahhhhh Sweet AJ.... Maybe someday!

 

[Baca Loco]

Where's TJ?

As I've nothing better to do while hanging around in quarantine I decided to break down, register and contribute to the mystery and mayhem that is the P8ntballer forum.
After reading this thread I knew I wouldn't be embarrassed so here's my take on Lambini the Great.

There once was a magician named Lambini
who's best trick was remaining unseen(i)
his mouth is much faster
than his feet which are teeny
which makes his team's breakouts a disaster

or

For all who call Lambini a hero
the total of your sums equals zero
Flashpoint's a joke
TJ's skillz are like smoke
cus he exists only in the imagination of Robbo


Moo

 

[Manning26]

There once was a guy named Tee Jay
Whose ass couldn't back what he had to say
His mouth ran too much
His predicament such
That protection money to Manning he must pay

Teej, I just saw this thread tonight, sorry it took so long to get to ya'.....jerk.

 

[TJ 2]

you is always soooooooo slow

There's been some major league shiznit goin' down my brother..checkmtournament for more, suffice to say that cheating an' drug abuse - which I in no way condone - have reared their ugly head..

An to tha dude that thinks me an Robo are tha same persone...pur-leeease...ain't you seen my beautiful self in What Paintball Gear Magazine...ain't no steroids in my bad self.

peace

 

[Baca Loco]

Moi?

Teej,
You misunderstand me (though its understandable, I suppose). I don't think you and Robo ( my tribute to your determined mis-spelling) are the same guy. You're not nearly pompous enuf to be Robo even in disguise--oops! I shouldn't have said that, should I? No I was merely implying that Robo was the mastermind behind the TJ persona but you play it admirably.
Moo

 

[Buddha 3]

Oh c'mon!
Okay, Robbo is a pretty smart guy (although some people would not agree, but hey, check the man's posts, he knows what he's on about), but he is also very straight forward and to the point. He's not a knife in the back sort of guy, more like a steam roller from the front. Not the sort of person that would come up with such wild conspiracies.
Robbo is Robbo, TJ is TJ, and I am Napoleon.

 

[Mr Big]

Robbo? Mastermind? Now there are two words that go together like...ummm...Jerry Braun and Versace

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by Mr Big
Robbo? Mastermind? Now there are two words that go together like...ummm...Jerry Braun and Versace

Or Ant Jones and 'Laisser-Faire' !!!!