This is some funny sh@t

[TJ Lambini]

Just got a mail from Mr Big - one of my fellow PGI writers (who shall remain nameless) submitted tha following pball limerick...

Do you hate to play when it’’s raining?

A solution I now am explaining.

To stay dry as bone,

Just stay at home.

And save us all your complaining.



I think y'all will agree that it's about as funny as syphillis and as clever as Lockout....but can tha combined talents of tha board do better?

How's this for starters:

There once was a baller called Manning,
To kick TJ's butt he was planning,
But TJ's tha king,
and he's ready to bring,
a 6-pack of whup-ass for un-canning

 

[Coran]

Hmmm....

TJ for paintball's first Poet Laureate?

I truly hope not!

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Originally posted by TJ Lambini
How's this for starters:

There once was a baller called Manning,
To kick TJ's butt he was planning,
But TJ's tha king,
and he's ready to bring,
a 6-pack of whup-ass for un-canning

Ro0ster was looking to meet TJ,
But wasn't sure of the day,
Since TheRo0ster is the man,
TJ devised a plan,
the meeting would be some day

There is my try! But with 80* F eating away at my brain I can't think!

 

[Justin Owen]

My turn at PGI poem

There's a TJ Lamb out on the field
bustin' kung-fu shiznit 'n keepin' it real
makin' all the ladies cry and cry
and yes even Robbo, 'cause he's that kind of guy
And speaking of Pete, where's that cuddly brit?
runnin' scared, I gather, from TJ's shiznit
but what would we do without Petey-poo?
We may find out soon, 'cause he's 92
And lurking in the shadows, always near
there's Mr. Big, but never fear!
A friend to all Paintballers worldwide
Good sense of humor and magnificent eye
Though rumor's fly 'bout whips and chains
and the shackles in which his writers r'enslaved
but if truth be known then who can say?
For fear of reprisal, I dare not say!
So moving on, now, to scuba steve...
The newest bloke to join the team
Only time will tell how he will fare
but at least if he stresses, he'll lose no hair.
There's Justin, me, the ramblin' man
Tears off on tangents that never end
His days are probably numbered too,
'cause in WPG? did you see his Zap ZXS-600 review?
Oh well, we could go on and on
This is for certain, and would be fun
but not right now, though maybe later...
Lotsa love to all, and L8r T8r!

 

[TJ Lambini]

Good job Wordsworth

Not a limerick in the strictest - or even tha loosest - sense of the term...

 

[Mr Big]

I'd be in a similar mess if I had access to the kinds of medicine cabinets that justin does...

He's training to be a brain surgeon.

 

[Justin Owen]

duh!

I think that it's obvious, my friend
That a limerick was not my intent
But if you insist
I'll cease to resist
and get my gray matter right on it.

 

[TJ Lambini]

I know...

S'weird...in tha rest of the US - and I'm guessing in Europe too - you need, like, academic qualifications to do that kinda job.

Not in Arkensas, obviously...

 

[Justin Owen]

for TJ

There once was a 'baller named TJ
and everyone knew he could play
but what wasn't seen
was hidden so keen:
The fact that our friend TJ's gay!

 

[Justin Owen]

Or how 'bout this one?

It pays to be patient in Paintball
and it pays to be quick and not fall
but should you get hit
though you don't want to quit
Do the right thing: make the call!