Ok then, try this maybe...
Scene.. Paintball field, fully netted, barricades inflated, sun, a little wind.
Marshall#1 (looking at Clipboard) "Ok, can we have Team Matrix and Team Zion"
Slow-mo: Marshall POV shot of Neo look-a-alike clad in long black leather coat, sunglasses on under googles, black gloves, jeans, big boots, steping through the netting, walking towards the marshall, and stopping. Cam focused on googles.
Marshall#1 looks Neo up and down and peers at googles: "Can you see with those shades on? And you're gonna have to ditch the coat.. rules say two layers but that's taking the p1ss"
Neo: "I'll be ok. I will remove the coat before the game starts"
Marshall#1 (looking around): "Where are the rest of your team?"
Neo: "I don't know. Don't worry about it."
Marshall#1: "Ok.. your call. (Marshall turns away) Now, where is..."
Slow-mo: Close up on smart black black shoe stepping on 'spent' paintballs lying on the ground. Camera pans around and up as foot lifts so show back of suited figure walking towards Neo and Marshall, wearing googles and carrying a completely gloss black marker setup.
Marshall#1 steps to one side and Agent stops facing Neo.
Agent: "Mr Anderson."
Marshall#1 (peering at Agent): "More sunglasses.. and you're going to play in a suit?!?"
Agent: "Yes. Style is.. after all.. everything, is it not Mr Anderson"
Neo: "Some would say ability counts more than style."
Agent: "With ability comes.. responsibility. With the right style, you can appear to have ability without the.. burden of responsibility. Style, by it's very nature determines appearance and..."
Marshall#1: "Oi!" Agent head turns to look at Marshall "Enough talk. You playing by yourself too?"
Agent "Yes... it will be.. just me."
Marshall#1: "Good, this'll be over quick then. Heads or Tails?"
Neo: "Heads."
Marshall flicks coin into air. Slow-mo Bullet-time focused on coin, swing around the back of Marshall, Neo and Agent until coin reaches top of flick. Fast-time as coin drops into Marshalls hand.
Marshall#1: "Heads it is." Looking at Neo "Which end?"
Neo: "The far end."
Marshall#1 (to Agent): "Your this end." (to both): "Ok, game will start anytime after the ten second call, no arguing with the marshalls, when you're hit make your way to the deadbox at your end of the field, have a good game."
Neo walks off towards far end of the field while the Agent steps over to his start point, a four foot high, five feet wide piece of board. A second marshall steps over a chronographs the Agents marker.
Marshall#2: "Barrell on the top.. ok fire.. 299.. 299.. 299.. you're ok"
Marshall#2 steps away as Agent steps behind start point.
Cut to: At the other end of the field Neo has reached his start point and stands to one side, looking back towards Agent. Marshall approaches him.
Marshall#3: "Ok, loose the coat, time to chrono"
Neo opens the coat as he removes it revealing an array of markers strapped under his arms, on his legs, across his chest.
Marshall#3: "err.."
Cut to: Agent POV looking towards Neo. Agent pulls coiled wire earpiece from under his collar and fits it under his ear protectors.
Marshall#2 and another Marshall see this from the side of the field.
Marshall#2: "Did he just put an earpiece in...?"
Marshall#4: "Yeah, I think he did.. cheeky git"
Both start walking towards Agent
Marshall#2: "Oi! No communications devices"
Cut to: At the other end of the field Neo watches the two marshalls walking towards Agent. Ignoring the marshall next to him, he draws two markers.
Cut to: As the Marshalls walk towards Agent they spot another Agent kneeling behind the start point.
Marshall#3: "I thought it was just him?"
Marshall#2: "So did I.. and there's another one.."
Behind the board four more Agents are kneeling down, markers ready.
Marshall#2(shouting and pointing at Agent) as he walks: "Oi. I thought it was just you playing?"
Agent (from the front): "It is.. just me, me, me..."
Camera pans around to rear of start point where 5 Agents are now kneeling
Agent#2: "And me"
Agent#3: "Me too"
Agent#4: "Don't forget me"
Agent#5: "And not least of all.. me"
All the Agents are alike. Same suit. Same googles, same sunglasses, same coiled earpieces.
Agent: "Game on, Mr Anderson"
Cut to: Close up of Neo watching
Neo: "Yeah, game on"
Neo takes a step forward, and 30 Agents burst, in slow-mo, from behind thier start point, one after the other, all markers up and sweet spotting.
The rest is choreography but I would see one Neo "stopping" the first wave of paintballs, plucking one out of the air and bursting it between his fingers... the Agents then all running for primaries, maybe an agent sliding into a barricade and 5 coming out... a steady stream of Agents walking to the deadzone and a huge crowd of them gathering there, Neo and Agents doing some cool leaps, bounces off barricades, slow-mo paintball shots and dodges, the Marshalls 1-4-1'ing and 2-4-1'ing the Agents for playing on and wiping, Neo dropping his markers rather than reloading.. you get the idea...
Rip-off, definitly. Possibly, definitly. Expensive, relatively.
Fun, in my opinion yes.
Urban