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Charlie

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What you talking about Flash. It was obviously a good nite coz I can't remeber a thing.:D I do however remember the pukey Dave incident at Holmbush, and at the same time the Toby, too much tequilla and the marshmallows incident. However I think it would be best for you and Toby to tell those beauties.:D Man I was aslepp during the Calvin incident as well. That has to be the funniest thing I have ever read!!! Mind you, Chris was just as funny the next day when he fell asleep in the middle of a game.:D
My personnal worst story was at a huge party at a mates house. It involved me sharing 3 joints in quick succession with a mate. Then feeling a little high went straight for the beer, a mates cocktail full of tequilla, topping them up with vodka when the tequilla ran out and plain tequilla and vodka. Now within a few hours I started to feel quite out of it and was bouncing about like a mad man. Then I decided to go for a gentle walk to get my head together as I could not really see the people I was talking to. This was the bad point, coz as soon as I stopped moving I was hit by everything else that I had drunk. All I can remeber next is throwing up a lot interspersed with me passing out on a wall every now and then, and my friends informing that I went purple sometimes and they thought I was dead.:( Then I got up really sober but really tired just as the party was finishing. Got into my sleeping bag and fell fast asleep on the edge of the dance floor in the barn. The next morning I woke up with a very swollen and very red uvula (thing that drops down at the back of your mouth), not being able to talk properly, however I had no hangover at all. Moral of that story was don't mix weed and alcohol, and drink slowly.
 

Tom Tom

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Rooster,

It may be funny now but trust me the day it happened i was feeling so bad!!!!

I have a story bout my sister which is great,

Me and my friends decided to go out to the pub and she said we could tag along with her to her friends b/day at the local weathspoons. So before we go we decide to have a flaming lambourgini (sambuca and galiano in a glass you set it on fire and as you are drinking it through a straw you poor in baileys and blue bols) so she has 2 of these and goes out ahead of us, we meet her ion spoons and she has had a few vodkas and is right royally pi$$ed.

She got barred for the night but kept sneaking back in, out one door in the other,

She was a state and it was very funny.

Guess you had to be there