A thread about drunkenness and stupid behaviour and The Psycho-Pimps keep getting mentioned. Do I sense a reputation forming?
Tell us your worst drunk story!
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I dont drink intoxicating substances nor do I take any illegal substances I am discusted by all your antics, and wonder where this is leading to in your life
Got so drunk one night I decided to cover my face in war paint ( my girlfriend mascara) and then brand my self with a piece of red hot coat hanger. Everyone thought the ones on my arm was funny, got a little worried when I moved to my legs but drew the line when i was going to brand my girlfriend name on my willie.
Any way in the morning I had no recollection of what I did. Plus I slept in and was late for work. So still very drunk I ran out the house with out getting a wash. Got to work and got many funny stares off people. wasny till half way through the day when I decided to freshen up did I realise I still had my warpaint on.
Any way in the morning I had no recollection of what I did. Plus I slept in and was late for work. So still very drunk I ran out the house with out getting a wash. Got to work and got many funny stares off people. wasny till half way through the day when I decided to freshen up did I realise I still had my warpaint on.
1 year of Korea and Plenty of Stories
Ok this story comes from the year I spent in Korea on one big DRUNKFEST. (10am-2pm the next day!) We started drinking at 10am with the whole crew there getting ready to BBQ... The night came we went into A-town for some entertainment, more alcohol and girls. Drinking on thru 2am we made it back to my place the numbers dwindling down to the final 4! 4 more hours pass with all the food and beer gone and all the shops closed we decided we were going to eat my neighbors Dog! Kagogi being a Korean delicacy we decided to have their dog. Oh let's not forget to mention that is why they had her in the 1st place. Well you can imagine this sight in your mind... 3 of the 4 of us drunks had a task in the prepration of the dog. I was going to kill it, Ed clean it, Jim cook it! Here is me drunk off my ass, shirt tied around my waste with a 12" Carving knife staggering to the pin where the Dog was kept. This little bitch got Angry and started growling and baring it's teeth at me. The other 3 are back about 6 feet well out of the reach of the dogs chain laughing their asses off! I'm yelling at the dog "Come here you little bitch!" "Your not so tough I am going to kill you!" while poking at it with this Huge carving knife! This went on for 3 more attempts and loads of badgering from my mates! Not a bad night but I am sure the 4 of us have not laughed so hard in our lives and will never forget the "Kill'em, Clean'em and Cook'em" story! just for those faint of heart... I never hurt the thing it was more like you don't have the balls badgering thing!
Ok this story comes from the year I spent in Korea on one big DRUNKFEST. (10am-2pm the next day!) We started drinking at 10am with the whole crew there getting ready to BBQ... The night came we went into A-town for some entertainment, more alcohol and girls. Drinking on thru 2am we made it back to my place the numbers dwindling down to the final 4! 4 more hours pass with all the food and beer gone and all the shops closed we decided we were going to eat my neighbors Dog!
Kagogi being a Korean delicacy we decided to have their dog. Oh let's not forget to mention that is why they had her in the 1st place. Well you can imagine this sight in your mind... 3 of the 4 of us drunks had a task in the prepration of the dog. I was going to kill it, Ed clean it, Jim cook it! Here is me drunk off my ass, shirt tied around my waste with a 12" Carving knife staggering to the pin where the Dog was kept. This little bitch got Angry and started growling and baring it's teeth at me. The other 3 are back about 6 feet well out of the reach of the dogs chain laughing their asses off! I'm yelling at the dog "Come here you little bitch!" "Your not so tough I am going to kill you!" while poking at it with this Huge carving knife! This went on for 3 more attempts and loads of badgering from my mates! Not a bad night but I am sure the 4 of us have not laughed so hard in our lives and will never forget the "Kill'em, Clean'em and Cook'em" story! just for those faint of heart... I never hurt the thing it was more like you don't have the balls badgering thing!
That is a very horrible story!!
Absolutely discusting, being a nation of people that like dogs that is one thing I could not do, birdsi ducks, geese and rabbits thats a different story but not a dog
I believe in other peoples rights and beliefs and if its there thing fine
Absolutely discusting, being a nation of people that like dogs that is one thing I could not do, birdsi ducks, geese and rabbits thats a different story but not a dog
I believe in other peoples rights and beliefs and if its there thing fine
Giles it was a stupid drunk thing! I don't believe I mentioned anything about following thru with it! Just a drunk story! I hope you were not to offended.
No offence at all, people do different things in different countries and you have to respect that, I had wondered if you had followed through with it though
I am sure I do some things that people in other countries would find horrible
India for instance have a cow as a god or something like that and find it discusting that we eat them and wear them
I am sure I do some things that people in other countries would find horrible
India for instance have a cow as a god or something like that and find it discusting that we eat them and wear them
The best piss up had to be the last campaign cup. We stayed at a local hotel with some of the big name teams. First night, they shut the bar at 12 i think. But didint tell us they reopened at 1. So theres me and Ryan Williams from Aftershock leanin over the bar and pullin ourselves sneaky pints. Phoned Gogger in his room, "beereeefreeeeeffreeeebeer!!" He was still pullin his pants on when he arrived! Next night. Very pleasurable evenin in the company of K2, Banzai and Big Sid. Kardasz, one of our taller players is wandering around pretending to be a lamp, complete with shade on head. I had played a little prank earlier, by putting snooker chalk on my fingers and goin to one of our lads, Stoney, with a "hands over the eyes guess who" thing, and rubbed chalk over his face. Which he proceeded to wer all evenin without realisin. Anyway, sittin at the bar, after a few beers, when BAAAMMM stoney has emtied an entire can of shaving foam into his hand and then covered me in it. Covered. you couldnt see my face. So i throw a pint over him and this guy sittin behind him. I disappear to the shower to stop my eyes burnin while Peegee is takin photos of his knob with my camera. Then after absorbing some insult from Super Dave Elliot about my trousers, we went off to bed. i was in a mates room whenthere was a knock on the door, andd this foreign guy in a suit says "You know who is stayin in that room?" whilst pointin at my room. "ERRRR why?" says I. "Because i was wonderin if we could climb through your window to get into this guys room" So I go and check and there was no way. So out i go and walk into Alien and Yodas room, who were stayin the other side of this guy. I jmp out of their window, along this 3 inch wide ledge into this guys room and open the door. 40 foot in the air. If i had falen, i would have landed in Juless' from Planets pickup truck. "AHHAHAA! You have saved my life! You get free beer!!" says the manager. so I stumble back to the bar and gte hammered with these guys. At about 5 Am my captain turns up and we talk aboutr bollocks for a few hours when the manager shows up with a box of Diablo which he found and wanted us to have!! Free beer and paint!!! Anyway, after hassling the barman, we finish our cappucinos????!!! and head off for breakfast. So us two pissheads who had been drinking for twelve hours are giggling like idiots, smearin breakfast all over faces when the Ironmen walk in . And we just laughed. and laughed.
There you go, bit long winded, but thats the most memorable of my drunken stories.
Have we got a reputation yet?
L8r all, (hic)
There you go, bit long winded, but thats the most memorable of my drunken stories.
Have we got a reputation yet?
L8r all, (hic)