Tell us your worst drunk story!

[HERMITT]

That wasproper hard arse man love that Boyley was giving that bag! A rumour i heard was that he ran it over in a fit of jealous rage when it refused to leave its partner, a large black bin liner! You guys looking for any players at the mo? Having moved 'Up North' I'm in desperate need of a game!!

L8rz

 

[Shuck]

Yea, he did open a whole can of lovin' on the poor bag just before it popped. I feel sorry for it! I mean no one desserves to go like that, and especially looking at Boyley too

 

[KCJones228]

I'd love to relay my best drunk story, but I was drunk and don't remember it. I heard it was pretty damn funny though.

 

[Shuck]

Hermitt, check your mail

KC, thats the whole reason I go out with a load of mates when I am drunk. They tell me in the morning what I had done when I was drunk, and sometimes help me out when I fall over and cannot get up again

 

[KCJones228]

unfortunately, all my friends are drunks. They are usually doing stupid drunk tricks right net to me.

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Originally posted by KCJones228
unfortunately, all my friends are drunks. They are usually doing stupid drunk tricks right net to me.

If that ain't the truth! Thank God for Cab drivers!

 

[confuzzed2]

My worst drunk always ends in me playing a tourney in the morning. Whats up with that?

 

[TechShock]

Worst drunk story.

I was hella wasted. I don't remember exactly what happened, but I pieced it all togher of bitts n peices from what people came and told me all throuout the week. Well, friends n I got wasted in Las vagas! Well, we played a game of grab ass, and to make it more interesting, 1 gay guy ran around naked. So there we were, playing hide n seek grabass in the middle of a cosinno. One of my friends though the gay guy was a hot chick, and they spent many painful hours in the bathroom. Well, the manager came and asked us to leave, so some1 grabbed him in the ass, and got him drunk. Then he and the gay gy were so wasted then went and got married. Well, that was there least favorite way to spend 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of it's true, I think.

 

[Tom Tom]

I don't think I can match some of these real crakers, I was laughing hard at most of them!!!!

But to add to the pile,

My friends 18th bday many years ago. I decided i was going on the whiskey as this at the time was my tipple of choice.

So a litre in an hour and a half, Tom Tom starts to lose all motion, vision and co-ordination,

I was walked down to the lake to try to sober me up, (apperently) Imagine 4 of my mates carrying me trying to hold up this drunk lump!!!

I was laying in the hammok in the garden and decided to do my woman impression (place man hood between legs leaving only pubic hair and legs pressed together giving the "impression" of womans genatalia) So a very drunk kid pulls down his pants and lays in this hammok with all exposed to the world. No atte,pt at doing the woman impression. My m8 said "tom come on put it away"

so he helps me to pull my trousers up and then i say (and this is all apperently) how about my man impression and again the trousers are down expossing all to the world.

Its funny know (kinda) but i really only have photo images of that night no full length memory. That was my worst ever drunken spell.

Had a few with trousers round the ankles around peoples toilet bowl, but we all have haven't we??????




A quick interesting fact for you about alchol.

When you are drinking and you think I'm done, just remember that you still have an hour to wait before what you just drunk to hit the rest. That is why you can feel drunk again suddenly even though you stopped drinking.

See you on the 24th (well pub on 23rd )

 

[Flash-Bugout]

Flash makes a speedy entry into the thread! (good job I'm a bit quicker than this on field )

Hermitt missed out the funniest thing about Calvins night of embarrasment! (Well, in my eyes the funniest thing).

The retiring to tents thing must have been done at around 2:30 AM, when they drunken ones returned Gypsy Greg saw the state Calvin was in, and told him "There'll be hell to pay in the morning".

At which point our man Calvin got a little worried about the cost and started asking us all "How much does hell cost?" very loudly.

When a fellow campsite member waled past on his way to the toilet block, Calvin asked him. When somebody about 30 yards away stuck their head out of the tent to complain about the noise, Calvin shouted over to them "Excuse me, do YOU know how much hell costs?"

Bloody lucky that was our last night on the site if you ask me!

As for me doing odd things while drunk - I dont. unless you ask Charlie (now of Skulls YG Fame) and Tom (now of Knights).

Sorry Lads