Sexual Innuendoes

[Furby]

"Here, hold my 'cocker"

I actually said this to my (ex) mother-in-law...her reaction was HILARIOUS

 

[Flash-Bugout]

Don't squeeze your balls too hard, they might go off!

 

[joe bob]

whenever i squeese my balls this stuff comes out

 

[Rachel Stormbird]

Eeek!

Having a 15 year old boy say to you

"marshal can you clean my helmet"

Gotta be illegal!

Parents just don't teach them the basics these days.

 

[Half-Pint]

there ws the time twist smegged in hi condom, about twelve times- he's easily excited y'see. well any way it was all over his barrel too. not pretty, not pretty at all.

ketch

 

[Twisty]

As eggy boy said to me recently
"i'll show you F**ked up B*tch!!!....... whoops"
Twist

 

[guppy]

So why is paintball like sex??
Cos nobody JUST wants to watch...
and why is it NOT like sex??
Cos if u do it in a group of 20 people no one will care...

 

[Swiss]

Okay this has probably already come up but:

Hmmm.........My balls seeemed to have dropped

 

[ices]

Please i want to augment my boomer from a 12" to 16" plz it just aint right, im not getting enough accuracy from it when im in tight situations.



can you wipe the "paint" off my balls plz
ty ever so much

 

[ices]

Originally posted by guppy

Cos if u do it in a group of 20 people no one will care...

aye, the yanks do this quite often, they must love it

tut tut not a care in the world.......tsk