Sexual Innuendoes

[Hotpoint]

Much as I hate to lower the tone (if that is possible)

A girl once asked me:
"Why do you play Paintball?"

My response:
"Because my weapons got a 16 inch barrel and if you pump it correctly you get a satisfying splat"

She asked me out! (I turned her down because who'd want to got out with a girl you could pick up with a line like that?)

 

[Philip]

Originally posted by Hotpoint
She asked me out! (I turned her down because who'd want to got out with a girl you could pick up with a line like that?)

Me?

Damnit, every girl around here is like that

 

[guppy]

Heres an embarrassing one...

Me talking to someone about borrowing other peoples markers...
" ive borrowed markers from four different guys and they've all gone down on me..." Trouble was i didnt realise till half hour later why he was laughing....
btw i meant the markers....
Dammit another bloody Guppyism!

 

[Philip]

Heres an embarrassing one...

Originally posted by guppy
Me talking to someone about borrowing other peoples markers...
" ive borrowed markers from four different guys and they've all gone down on me..." Trouble was i didnt realise till half hour later why he was laughing....
btw i meant the markers....
Dammit another bloody Guppyism!

Payment in kind eh?

What was wrong with the shocker?

 

[guppy]

Nothing wrong with the shocker...its just that guys keep suggesting i have a go of theirs...and i like to try em all out..

er angels...cockers...timmys...impys...y'know what i mean

 

[Little Jon]

you are digger yourself a deeper hole by carrying on with this

 

[headrock6]

Or...

Originally posted by Hotpoint

My response:
"Because my weapons got a 16 inch barrel and if you pump it correctly you get a satisfying splat"

She asked me out! (I turned her down because who'd want to got out with a girl you could pick up with a line like that?)

Maybe you just couldnt live up to that boasting of a 16 inch barrel and thats why ya had to turn her down..Unless of course your none other than Ron Jeremy Nothing like starting a relationship on a few white lies and then when ya get to tha bedroom and everything goes down hill from there when she finds your hung like a mouse



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[Hotpoint]

Or...

Originally posted by headrock6
Maybe you just couldnt live up to that boasting of a 16 inch barrel

Nothing fake about my Smart Parts AA Sterling Barrel

I was talking about my Pump... what are you talking about

 

[headrock6]

Re: Or...

Originally posted by Hotpoint
Nothing fake about my Smart Parts AA Sterling Barrel

I was talking about my Pump... what are you talking about

Im not 2 sure where my mind was at the time

Might have something to do with my satellite dish and about 20 different porn channels

And that 16 inch is a sweet barrel..Could do wonders in the bedroom if ya found the right type of lady or if your into extra curricular activities like Ralphie on Sopranos


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[Reaver]

what do you with the guy who says "Lemme borrow your condom"