Sexual Innuendoes
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Oh, so that's why my girlfriend gave me a strange look when I was compaining about having a sticky cocking knob. I tried explaining that it was caused by a bent rod, but she just gave me an even more alarmed look than before. Now it all makes sense 
My fav one is when I was Marshalling and a young lad yells to me...
"Marshall...Marshall.....I've got my balls jammed"
To this a tear came to my eye as I help him with his marker before I think he was shot to hell by the other team
"Marshall...Marshall.....I've got my balls jammed"
To this a tear came to my eye as I help him with his marker before I think he was shot to hell by the other team
So what does it say about a guy lke me who uses a pump? A gun you need to grab with both hands and firmly Puummmp it, back and forth, forward and back... and leave little marks on people's clothing from over 100 feet away!
At least people wash that evidence away, wonder if I shoot someone is a blue dress if they'll try to make something of it.
"Real men use two hands"
-Tyger
At least people wash that evidence away, wonder if I shoot someone is a blue dress if they'll try to make something of it.
"Real men use two hands"
-Tyger
Cmon now Tyg....
Your from the States so ya should know that:
"REAL MEN WEAR BLACK"
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Originally posted by Tyger
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"Real men use two hands"
-Tyger
Your from the States so ya should know that:
"REAL MEN WEAR BLACK"
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Ahem!!
If I ambush him maybe I can sweet spot his ass...team mates roll their eyes and proceed to another bunker ALONE.
If I ambush him maybe I can sweet spot his ass...team mates roll their eyes and proceed to another bunker ALONE.
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