Sexual Innuendoes

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A former teammate once said:

"all it takes is two people and a length of rope"

Yes, it was paintball related - putting up the netting at temple many moons ago........

 

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bummer - wierd double post - please delete me mr moderator.......

 

[headrock6]

Originally posted by Reaver
what do you with the guy who says "Lemme borrow your condom"

You can say, sure but i hope ya dont mind that its already been used but should be alright if ya clean it out

 

[sjt19]

Here are a few:

If you leave them in the rain too long or let them fall to the floor you will have swollen balls.....

AAAA, damn, he just unloaded his balls all over my face.....

O, this just wont stop chopping my balls....

I have had so many spunks today its ridiculous......

I am spunking left right and centre.....

Look, all you have to do is ram it up and give it a good clean

Anyone have a 14 inch fluffy i can borrow......?

he he he he

Why the hell am i up at this unholy hour??

sam

 

[Reaver]

diablo balls "Same great taste"

 

[MadManInABox]

im being bunkered from all sides!!!

 

[Reaver]

How about the evil paintball add? it sure as heel doesnt look like a paintball hit his/her mask...

 

[KillerOnion]

I need to get filled up real quick!
My ram's getting too much pressure!
Just grab my pods and let's go.
HEY! Put a plug in that!
I don't have enough pressure to go again...
My tool isn't the right size for that.
Oops, is it leaking again?
Lemme find the sweet spot on it.

 

[joe bob]

if the barrel fits screw it in!

 

[Twisty]

ahh man! you didnt have to get in my mouth!!
stop playing with your balls, you will stop them from being hard

Twist