Originally posted by matski
To be honest, if a paintball goes past you - it's probably best to call yourself out just to be on the safe side
Head Field Judge: 'Ten Seconds'
tick tick tick
Head Field Judge: 'Game on'
tick tick tick
Head field Judge: 'Game over'
Both Team Capts: 'why game over'
Head Field Judge: 'I Auto 1-4-1nd you all'
Team Capts: 'How come'
Head Field Judge: 'There was a possibility that you were all playing on and the rules state that it's an Auto 1-4-1'
Team Capts: 'Huh, we'd only taken two steps out of our flag stations'
Head Field Judge: 'There you go then i was right to Auto 1-4-1 you all'
Team Capts: 'But we only managed to fire a few shots each'
Head Field Judge: 'Dont make it worse for yourself. you admit to fireing your guns'
Team Capts:'yes of course, it's part of the game'
Head Field Judge:' i'm sorry but i've read the rules and nowhere does it state that you must fire your guns'
Team Capts: 'So your just following the rules'
Head Field Judge: ' yep'
Team Capts: 'but no one's been hit'
Head Field Judge: 'irrelevant'
Team Capts: 'If no one's been hit, how can they be 1-4-1nd ?'
Head Field Judge: ' Oh come on you've both played cowboys and indians before'
Team Capts: 'Whats that got to do with it'
Head Field Judge: ' There is always one kid who thought that he could never die. just like you lot'. So under the new rules your out even when you do know it. it's stops the likes of that little kid who would not ever die despite being hit at least a trillion times.
Team Capts: 'your mad'
Head Field Judge: ' i dont make the rules i just follow them'