Not strictly pball but given last night's events...

[Silentbob]

Or

Lean slightly to the left on a Tuesday.

Sorry.

/note to self take medication.

(PS Blair's Government - fortunately - has nothing to do with the running of the Isle of Man, we have our own set of babbling bafoons, but since we have no military, we dont get involved in this sort of thing, apart from stashing all the bad guy's money here for them )

 

[Quayler]

don't tell them we have no military or they'll all be over stealing our pies and stuff.

We have a huge military probably the biggest in the world...

IOM world superpower.

that should scare them off

 

[Silentbob]

You forgot to mention

The legions of Ostrich riding Monkeys...oh wait, that was just blair visiting for Ice-cream with his foreign affairs advisor.

 

[Hotpoint]

Originally posted by Quayler
We have a huge military probably the biggest in the world...

Sounds like NATO should launch a pre-emptive strike before you've definitely got the biggest military

 

[Silentbob]

well they did try but failed

Seemed that their weaponry can only target land masses larger than a nat's chuff, so we did not show up on there screens. Quite Annoying really, it all ended in them missing us completely and destroying Iceland.


Now I have to get me frozen Pizzas at the local corner shop.

 

[Jones the Paint Magnet]

Deeply , deeply strange. Still, anyone listening to Soulwax at the BG2K2 campsite can't be all bad

Regarding Liz and Paul's comments I don't think there's any group in the country that hasn't been scr*wed over by one political party or another . . . ooh, hang on . . . apart from politicians maybe. Fancy that!

There - that's my e-mails monitored by Special Branch for the next 15 years . . .

 

[Baca Loco]

Maestro, you've got to stop reading--

the foreign press and be satisfied with your copies of The Daily Worker and The Nation. And just remember that even though as A Cali boy you get screwed out of a large chunk of the meager pittance PGI pays you in confiscatory taxation thus forcing you to walk the streets of west L.A. at night things could be worse. You could be in Britain. (where they take even more)

PS--who needs the oil more than us?

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

More to the point and seeing as we are on a political subject
anybody else hear of this the first i heard of it was a 1pm through the grapevine at work. shouldn't this be major news.
Also can somebody tell me why sadams potental successors were being wined and dined in London yesterday?
Also why Is H.M.S. Ark royal replacing H.M.S. Caterham in the Med a month before she was due to go down on N.A.T.O. exercises. Thats an Aircraft Carrier Replacing a Frigate for those who don't know. And wheres the rest of her support craft. Yet you go on her website and theres no news of where she actually is.
Whilst we are also on the subject can somebody tell me why the US are sending 70 tonne containers to Saudi Arabia by the shipfull. And these containers just happen to be M1 Abrams sized and weight.
My thoughts is whilst the media is watching the States on the 11th to see the reaction one year on. A sizeable attack is going to start on Iraq. Why else would Tony Blerrgh (yes I did mean to spell it that way) jet off to camp david in a hurry the other day?

Oh well with this and mails trying to get hold of smoke bombs for kenny's revenge and conversations on how i'm hoping to kick yank butt on said day. I'm expecting a knock at the door any moment now.

 

[Silentbob]

Originally posted by Jones the Paint Magnet
Deeply , deeply strange. Still, anyone listening to Soulwax at the BG2K2 campsite can't be all bad

Was that us then, I cannot remember as I was very (very) drunk at the time, and most likely unconcious.

 

[Hotpoint]

Maestro, you've got to stop reading--

Originally posted by Baca Loco
the foreign press and be satisfied with your copies of The Daily Worker and The Nation. And just remember that even though as A Cali boy you get screwed out of a large chunk of the meager pittance PGI pays you in confiscatory taxation thus forcing you to walk the streets of west L.A. at night things could be worse. You could be in Britain. (where they take even more)

"Taxation is the membership fee to a civilised society" John Maynard Keynes