This just in
"In a response to recent forum postings across the worldwide web regarding the Millennium Series' mooted change in gun policy, we feel the need to act in a decisive manner to set the record straight - unfortunately we are totally unable to do so, so will continue to vaciliate wildly from one untenable position to the next for the forseeable future. That is our stated policy, but obviously it may change given gun advancements; what the NPPL and PSP do; what Robbo says; and whether we find our lucky rabbit's foot our not.
"One thing we can confirm is that we will have a robot in place for Paris, although whether Metal Mickey can actually deliver is as yet unknown, so we may opt to change over to Tweekie from Buck Rogers. Rumours that suggest we have reprogrammed the robot from Lost In Space to say 'Danger Pete Robinson, Danger' every time a large, red faced skinhead approaches us looking angry are totally without foundation.
"Thankyou for sticking with the world's premier Paintball League."