Limerick Time

[Tom Allen]

I hear Aesop's real name is billy
and truth is he hails from Philly
a fable he made
to con all the trade
and now he just looks rather silly

 

[Dusty]

A woman from Harlem stopped by,
Looking to find a young guy,
to satisfy her needs,
by doing nasty deeds,
Which just make you wish you could die.

 

[Bon]

Bon was fighting the mods
He considered himself a sod
Pissed off they became
So rained on his game
And he went to recalculate his odds

 

[Missy-Q]

A woman from Harlem stopped by,
Looking to find a young guy,
to satisfy her needs,
by doing nasty deeds,
Which just make you wish you could die.

You say that you wish you could die
yet you know that my flow is so fly
your fast but I'm faster
your rhyme's a disaster
so go to your corner and cry

 

[Missy-Q]

They say that Smart Parts has gone under
the bank's torn their assets asunder
I might try to fly
to their warehouse and try
to see what's worthwhile there to plunder

 

[Missy-Q]

Bon was fighting the mods
He considered himself a sod
Pissed off they became
So rained on his game
And he went to recalculate his odds

you rhyme like a white guy from brum
who learned how to rap from his mum
I know that it kills
when you ain't got the skills
but with some more work you'll get some

 

[Tom Allen]

They say that Smart Parts has gone under
the bank's torn their assets asunder
I might try to fly
to their warehouse and try
to see what's worthwhile there to plunder

well maybe small pants are quite useless
and missy your search will be fruitless
some cr@p you will find
so keep me in mind
If starting a new spare parts business

 

[Matski]

There was a hot mama from Harlem
who sucked her lips through to stardom
on Springer she cut it
that big butt just took it
and now Baca still owes her a thong

 

[John C]

I hear Aesop's real name is billy
and truth is he hails from Philly
a fable he made
to con all the trade
and now he just looks rather silly

The gardner boys filed a patent
with claims both misleading and latent
if ever you read it
youd shout 'ah forget it'
abuse of the system so blatant


Missy makes it look so easy.

 

[philfull]

my rhymes are better than yours
lyrics flow out from my pores
you lot just quit
coz i am legit
look for my cd in the stores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!