Limerick Time

[philfull]

stop it guys, I have never won anything before and........ Oh yeah I don't win anything, Carry on

 

[philfull]

there once was a player called ledz
used to get into other teams headz
he threw up at the start
coz he had loads of heart
should've been on some kind of medz.

 

[3L1TE hax]

Literacy hax, Phil this stuffs mental!

there once was a man called Tom Kaye
Who only fools would call gay
he made fibre wrap tanks
even for those lanks
Dis him and you i shall slay.

 

[3L1TE hax]

.50 cal is so lame
buying new markers will be a pain
i would prefer to spend my cash
on some high quality hash
but lets hope in accuracy i will gain.

 

[Ravin_sk]

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease
In the jungle

I wanna watch you bleed

sorry just had to

 

[Ainsley]

There’s a group of guys called the fed
The chair has a large bald head
Don’t say to his face
Or a way he can trace
As it’s a ticket to a town called 'bann’ed'

 

[Missy-Q]

There once was a league from HB,
that tried to get on TV.
But try as they might,
their ultimate plight,
was that nobody wanted to see.


Send me my prize.

 

[Missy-Q]

I know all you guys will go crazy
when I say British ballers are lazy
but why don't you train
instead of complain
'bout the price of your Chicken Jalfrezi

 

[Missy-Q]

Dear People of Paintball Nation,
you cause me such great aggravation
You can't fxcking spell,
and are stupid as hell,
you can't even use punctuation

 

[3L1TE hax]

stop it missy, i was going to win, besides there expensive!