Interesting Hangover/Drunk Stories

[Red]

Filth!! But i guess that's what happens when you get more fuelled up and out of control than an Esso lorry careering down the side of Everest with an unconscious driver and no steering wheel!

We were snowboarding in Val D'Isere for New Years Eve, went to a bar called The Saloon with a couple of Scots boys staying at in our chalet that we'd gotten to know in the apres ski beer sessions.

Both nice lads but complete beer monkeys, one ended up getting in a bit of a ruck in the bar. Managed to get himself in a row with a squaddie who was in fancy dress as Superman. The memory of him coming over asking for backup because he'd had a fight with Superman will stay with me forever!! Quality.

Hope everone had a good one!

Shady.

 

[Roulette]

a while ago, at a house party, things started out well people drinking and smoking the rational side of their minds away, at which point many of us stumbled into the kitchen to see a group of thirty people stood around the table, this group were spectating over a game of "who can snort the longest line of curry powder" the winner managed a good metre before vomiting over the fridge, the miraculous displays of stupidty did not stop here as the judge from the previous contest mounted the table then removed a hammer from one pocket and a 6 inch nail from the other, the showman then proceded to hammer the nail through his scrot securing himself to the kitchen table, then reaching into his pocket again, finds another nail and proceeds to insert this into his ball suck aswell now securely nailed to the table his friend decides to punch him in the face and the showman elegantly fell backwards knocked unconscious and was left dangling by his sack with head and shoulders over the side of the table.
On observing this i decided it was time to find more beer as the previous crates were now empty, a mate of mine announced he was leaving the party and offered me a crate of carling (i hate carling usually but pissed as i was i accepted it with much gratitude) after consuming this beer i woke up in a field 4 miles from the house party in a circle with 12 people all of us passed out was odd, especially as it was freezing cold, three of us then returned to the house party to discover all of the furntiure had been removed from the house bar three sofas which quickly passed out in.

 

[SteRoberts]

"eminem" chasing a taxi down the road with a plastic knife on a new years was quite a funny one, before he got distracted by some people in a window smoking and preceded to try and get some for himself.

 

[webby]

Originally posted by SlimShady
We were snowboarding in Val D'Isere for New Years Eve

Sounds like a normal night in Val...I was there skiing the week before xmas, the place was full of squadies.

Le Petit Danois is better, IMO, than Saloon. Talking of the Petit Danois, first night we got there we got a little over excited and played drinking games with Red Eric (Danish beer - 8.5%)....ended up drinkin 6 pints each within 2 hours or less (equivalent of 12 pints of normal beer). The next day was not fun. There is probably still a pile of my frozen vomit somewhere up one of the mountains

 

[taylorO]

ok the house party stores are comeing out

ok nabers house party a few weeks ago well about 10 lads 3 lasses and about 10-11 crates of veras booze we can all see where this is going evaning started very nicely just the casual drinking shesh knock on the door 3 fit lasses 1 i think was a mate girl but who care about that, well they disided to bring 4 or 5 larg bottle of taqulea and a strip and shoot game.

drinking away nicely untile the subject of who dears run up the street but naked wins a crate (i can't remember wot of) the most pissed lad robbey strips and runs up the street expecting a worm welcome and a nice crate to get more mashed on well was he wrong in the process of turning in horra of a wight naked body running up the street i decided to lock the frount door and turn the music up

about 20 min later we had compleatly forgot about robby and decided to play strip shooter 10 min into the game i was down to my boxers and t-shirt , but odley enuf all i could remember was wakeing up in my nabers loft and haveing no clue how i could have scaled the ladders

oh and robby we found him sleeping on the porch so us crule people decided to throw water over him to give him a good wake up

 

[The New Paddy]

Went to 3 different night clubs one wasnt letting any more in so i had to go to a different one before it reached 12, then me and a few friends ended up crashing 4 different parties. We drunk so much 'Diet coke' we got a taxi to local Mcdondals thinking it was open but it wasnt. Thats what happen to me on new years.

Paddy

Role On Liver transpalant

 

[Mario]

diet coke paddy? Not regular? Bless...

 

[chunk.Clan]

Started drinking a week and a half ago. One big long party. unfortunitly now one hell of a hangover.

Originally posted by fighter
Hmmm absinth, the strongest stuff ever made i reckon.
Well thats what my body thinks

You wanna try something called Grapa then. Makes absinth run and hide in the corner like a little girl.

 

[Skeet]

Or Jamaican rum

 

[Toby MT]

perching is da daddy