The most pokey stuff I ever tried was 90%ABV Polish vodka which will blind you if you drink more than a few shots,i think it'd be good for removing varnish though.
Anyway,best beer storey I ever heard was my mate who was serving with the army in Germany,got pissed and went back to a flat with 2 german girls. During the night he gets up and takes a violent beery sh*t on their coffee table cos he cant find the toilet.
It was while he was mopping up with their bath towels that they woke up and called the police.
Makes me laugh every time I hear it!
Anyway,best beer storey I ever heard was my mate who was serving with the army in Germany,got pissed and went back to a flat with 2 german girls. During the night he gets up and takes a violent beery sh*t on their coffee table cos he cant find the toilet.
It was while he was mopping up with their bath towels that they woke up and called the police.
Makes me laugh every time I hear it!
