Nice one!Originally posted by cjohns
I recalled all the emails I sent out before anyone read them, and changed my email to the following which is more mature and less violent. I hope this is better written:
Dear 19 magazine,
I am writing you in regards to your article on paintball by Ron Bracey. I take major offence to this quote:
"Paintballing is realising the typical male fantasy of, 'If only I was in the wild west armed with a pistol and not a forest armed with Dulux'," says Bracey. "This is typical for men raised on a diet of war and cowboy films, but too cowardly to ever really get involved with either."
I am currently in the U.S. Air force and have been serving for the past 5 years. I have been through 3 conflicts since I have been in service, and close to the front line on a few occasions. For this Dr. Bracey to have the gaul to say what he did about being too cowardly to get involved in war, is beyond me. I am proud to play paintball and have been playing for 5 years. In the future, please refrain from publishing crap articles like that. We have enough bad publicity as it is.
Sincerely
Chip Johns
Now you know why I don't write memoes when I'm angry at my staff...