Gorgeous quotes! Post 'em up.

[Jonny 03]

The only reason he got banned is that he used text speak.

Honest.

This was with regard to a lovely wee post about mothers and large spaces.
Seriously made me laugh so much!

 

[Dark Stranger]

WTF should companies sponsor you to rock up to Dartford or whether to play 55 mins of punter speedball a day, with the other 6 hrs spent purring over your shiny gun or white e-vents.

Subtle but to the point

 

[John C]

DS, this is Cook$ Marley.
You will be visited this Christmas by 3 ghosts, the Ghost of Angel IR3, the Ghost of Angel A1, and the Ghost of Angel yet to come. After these visits, I hope you will see the Angel in a new light and change your Angel Hater ways.

"You boy! What day is this?"
"Why it's Christmas!"
"Then run to WDP and buy me the biggest Angel you can find!!!"

God Bless us Everyone.

Brightened up my christmas.

 

[Buddha 3]

"On a few occasions I've been presented with the unique opportunity to have sex with more than one woman at a time - most men would rat out their mothers to the feds just for two women to viciously fight over their "microphone" as if a female rap battle all of a sudden broke out. Not me, I'm already insecure about my bedroom tactics - I'm not trying to have two women burn effigies of me in their spare time simply because I failed to make either of them achieve climax. Besides, I'm abysmal at multi-tasking - "Wait a minute, I'm supposed to be doing what while she blows me?", if I wanted to successfully manipulate two things at once I would have been a motherf*cking DJ."

 

[Skeet]

"On a few occasions I've been presented with the unique opportunity to have sex with more than one woman at a time - most men would rat out their mothers to the feds just for two women to viciously fight over their "microphone" as if a female rap battle all of a sudden broke out. Not me, I'm already insecure about my bedroom tactics - I'm not trying to have two women burn effigies of me in their spare time simply because I failed to make either of them achieve climax. Besides, I'm abysmal at multi-tasking - "Wait a minute, I'm supposed to be doing what while she blows me?", if I wanted to successfully manipulate two things at once I would have been a motherf*cking DJ."

What enlightened person said that Buddha?

 

[Buddha 3]

A blogger that I read every now and then, that goes by the pseudonym of Humanitycritic.

Sorry, forgot to mention...

 

[Dark Warrior]

"..... I would have been a motherf*cking DJ."

I am

 

[sumo89]

I am

debatable

 

[Luke W]

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Cokey' died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

email I got

 

[Cook$]

I am

Yeah, what does "D" stand for?