Gorgeous quotes! Post 'em up.

[snap-shooter]

You mean I've been using harmless ammunition all this time? Where can I buy the live rounds?



Bahahaha, a battle for sponsorship! I never realised that people would kill for a good paint deal. I'm going to have to watch this now.

the ammunition works when you hit people with it except for the duds (bouncers)

 

[Cook$]

And i know you said only used in one tournament. Do you mean a load of different events, or just 1-2 days of tournament play and then not used again?

Unbefcukinglievable

 

[pid]

Originally Posted by Cro
The only thing your mum raises is a lump in my trousers.


You see what I did there.

awesome

 

[The Evans 11]

Calling an online game Second Life is rather presumptuous as most of the players don''t even have a first one

 

[AL21784]

Now instead of getting up on your high horse, do me a favour and go f*ck yourself?

subtle and straight to the point

 

[Rosie]

my parents are fine with it its just my nanny that wonges about itsaying its violent but she stopes after a while but yea my parents when i first go into the sport wernt happy but they turn eventually (they sometimes pay if i cant and showfer me to werever i need to be one of the joys of not bin able to drive

Your.... nanny? Does she think paintballing is "Unasseptable"?

yea pritty much

Pure Gold .

 

[Robbo]

Showfer??????????????


Oh My God !!!!!

 

[ddr400]

LOL, this thread was a great read, some funny peeps on here!

No. I live in the sea where it's full of crustaceons with no accusations.

 

[Wells Jnr]

have amate xcrazyxchickenx who mite still want tosell his ion i think its just stock but has a few ups

Can someone explain how something can be "stock" but have a few upgrades? Lmao

Jnr

 

[Marcus Geezer]

Cook$

Do you consider punctuation "just something that other people use"?

I'm not normally one to have a go at people with poor english skills, but there is a line. And some squiggles. In fact, they're all over the keyboard, and they are there for a reason.

By Cook$. Well done.