Gorgeous quotes! Post 'em up.

[!xobile]

quotes...hmmmm don't have many funny quotes
but this made me chuckle:
Relationships with regards to hockey
Defensive zone: shoulders and up
Neutral Zone: above the belt
Defensive neutral zone: over the shirt and above the belt
Offensive neutral zone: under the shirt and above the belt
Offensive zone: below the belt
Scoring: obvious
Shots on goal: number of times (s)he gets into the offensive zone before scoring
Save %: Number of times scored divided by number of times impregnated.
Icing: skipping from the Defensive zone to the Offensive without touching anything on the way (I know that in hockey, it's from the Defensive Neutral zone to the other side of the goal-line, but I get artistic licence on this one)
Offside: entering the offensive zone too early
TV time-out: a forced halt that completely destroyes the mood and the pace, called for an authority figure

 

[AL21784]

I am

Yeah, what does "D" stand for?

 

[Cro]

He did have a HUGE head though and it was quite hard not to punch it just to see what happened!!!

Classic.

 

[RainbowShooter]

Ok ok, I'm sorry I thought Ball park was a make of pot.

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[Cro]

Yay i'm famous!

Like a spanner, that's a tool too.

 

[AL21784]

Cheeky. I was at Public Enemy concerts when they were throwing the good bits of you away at birth.

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[Dark Warrior]

Yeah, what does "D" stand for?

Dark

 

[Buddha 3]

Dont see it as a problem , if you can get used to the noobs ,tubes ,rubes ,bottom feeders, r'tards ,wannabees,couldabins,lowballers,crotchsniffers, drunks ,punks, mikeys, pikeys ,chavs and Welsh on this forum you can get used too anything...

Word.

 

[Cook$]

I'm so lovely I re-arranged your entire post so it made some semblance of sense before you got it from the WTF posse, for all our goods download spellchecker buddy and remember ...any claims of Dyslexia must be proven with a valid certificate from your local PG...

2 in a row for Dskize....

 

[Vegard]

If a pitbull humps your leg you better fake an orgasm.