Gorgeous quotes! Post 'em up.

[Jon C]

Lips would just like to thank Cheryl (gassy's better half ) for the cake that was delivered to us today.

there may be some available on the lips cake stand this weekend at the masters as long as Chris hides it from me.

save me a bit, the puffy one owes me for a muffin

er dan um,yours is the big bit......................

what the plate, it's a wonder you didn't eat that jon

numerous good posts and had to include the original post to make it understandable

 

[Devrij]

Some favorites from the "I like my trigger how I like my women..." thread

Brunette. With room for three fingers.

Broken and insecure

under two years old and as tight as possible.

 

[Cro]

Weeble

Because that photo is straight out of the lonely hearts section of Angling News Weekly .

http://www.p8ntballer-forums.com/vb/member.php?u=11118

Dskize does it again.

 

[LtPurcy]

from lips thread about easter

All orders over £30 will receive a free CP Microfibre Squeegee.
All orders over £100 will receive a free T-shirt.
All orders over £250 will recieve a free box of Draxxus paint.
(not including shipping)

Any orders over £1,000,000 will receive an autographed copy of my new book 'How to become a millionaire in one easy step'.

 

[Dskize]

Made me laugh out loud in a train station full of sober..

Your ban stick is so small, when you ban someone, they say 'am I banned yet.....?'

 

[balf]

cash money to "grin" ratio.

best way to put value for money ever!

 

[Beaker]

I knacked both my knees after falling out of a bin a few years back, and Liz had to do her Mr. Miyagi reiki thing on them.
I learned nothing.

falling out of a bin

 

[Cook$]

True story.... Just like a pissed up Oscar-the Grouch, I was...

 

[Dskize]

Top stuff

Similar thing happenend to me, except the umbrella squirted crazy purple knockout gas outta the point, and when I woke up, my utility belt was gone. Had my Oyster card, and my bat-condoms in it too.

 

[Cook$]

The height of conceitedness, for want of a better (real) word, but I'm gonna quote myself, because it made me laugh when I re-read it.

Nicky Cuba is takin my place, and a paper plate on a stick, with a drawn on face is taking Walker's spot.

From the times long ago when myself and Walker left the Pimps.