funny paintball &marshalling

[Tom37]

to get things going again... two of the base camp (emphasis on the camp) marshalls once put on some overalls and went out behind one of the games, shot the marshall a bit... when he realised that poeple were shooting him on purpose, he chased them... all the way back to basecamp... the marshalls quickly stripped off to their yellows and abused the other marshall when he came running back into basecamp saying two punters had shot him and run through here.....

 

[bambamspaz]

not funny

i was playing a game of two on two and it was me and my friend viersus his brother and his friend well i was the last one left 2 on 1 and i got bonused in the neck

 

[no-infernomark]

ok i had a conversation with my ex gf the other day on msn, she asked what i was doing,

i replied "just sorting my new gun out"

she said "why do you have a gun"

i replied "for paintball"

she replied "whats paintball?"

i replied "you dont know what paintball is?"

she replied "well no we dont have a painter so i wouldnt know"

*mark laughs so hard a bit of wee comes out, mark composes himself*

i replied "well 7 people a team start at each end of a field with a field of infatable bunkers, with paintball guns, whistle blows, they run to bunkers and shoot each other"

she replied "so its a bit like tennis?"

at this point i thought i was gonna die from splitting my stomach with laughter!


CLASSIC!

 

[Cetanu]

Anyone who doesn't even know the word paintball in this day and age should be shot on the spot, of course only with a paintball gun so they get the idea.