funny paintball &marshalling

[Magic_8ball]

I've had some good laughs marshalling but my boss comes on here so I probably should keep my mouth closed

Theres the good old putting various pieces of people's clothing out on the gun testing range for the punters to shoot at - thats a firm favourite of mine.

Harshest thing i can remember doing is telling a new marshall that when he pots up he had to count out each individual ball to make 100 per pot and if he spilt any it would come out of his wages... poor kid...

 

[stongle]

Errrrm, Guys try and keep it funny or just mildly humerous if amusing is too much of a stretch.

 

[Chris110986]

My boss used to have a habbit of "hunting" Marshells......

Half way through the game the punters would hear me and my mate running away shouting "KEEP PLAYING!!!!" as we screamed like girls.....

and there was a time my boss found a punters camra after they had gone, so he decied to take a picture of "himself"........just as he has done up his flys the owner comes back and reclaims her camra..........

THE WONDERS OF WOODS BALL!!!!!!

 

[Tom37]

did the woman ever call your boss back

 

[MikeJones_Marshall]

i was marshalling, and me and the other marshall, was bout 80 yards away down a clear track and we both had a spare gun each and we was crackin open pots and shooting each other hand feeding the guns, well i shot him 20 times and none hit(damn tippmans) then on his first shot got me square between the eyes, the git!!!

Very professional, and what were your group doing at the time?

 

[eastie]

About 2 months back from now, i was marshalling at my site.

As we have a stereo system linked up round the arena me and the other marshall thought it would be fun to put on some Michael Jackson!

As Michael Jackson is just the coolest guy on earth (pedo or not ), we started to dance! The other marshall spun round trying to dance like MJ and kicked me square in the balls!

Because i fell down coughing into a bunker, some wise guy thought it would be funny to try and shoot me and use the excuse 'Oh sorry, I thought you wer a player'!!

Lol, my 2pence worth!

 

[no-infernomark]

Very professional, and what were your group doing at the time?

being marshalled by the other 2 marshalls hahahaha,

 

[weedave]

I wouldn't fancy playing at any of these sites.

 

[no-infernomark]

how bout marshalling these sites?

 

[Tom37]

lolits a lot more fun than it sounds... and we try and keep it behing the scenes as much as we can