funny paintball &marshalling

[Tommeh]

confuse fellow marshalls when a costomer asks for X amount of paint you just say no when they ask why say because that marshall said so, so they either have ago at the marshall or start asking him random questions which hes completely oblivious to what you said ahahahahaha

 

[Tom37]

will be trying that one next week

 

[Fish]

some chinese guy asked my mate whilst they were walking to a game, if he had a girlfriend... all fine. then he said no not at the min, the guy stopped, looked at him seriously and said: boyfriend?

well, he had his mirrored lens in but you could tell his eyes went wide and he about pished himself laughing... the other guy just scuttled off away from us but you could tell he was bright red, poor guy

 

[steviecarson]

ryan from the clan was showing all the punters how to do the planet
stance and fell in a ditch
sorry ryan had to be said

 

[Chris110986]

What the hell is the planet stance? have i been out the woods tooo long?

 

[swat lama]

eggs

marshalling about 1 week ago first game on the swat speedball field 'magic grass' is about 2-3 foot high, jay on the field with me, starts game look around and cant see him and like wtf, then he pops up from long grass in pain because being shot in the eggs from the first shots fired from the red sides, good wake up call early in the morning lol

 

[Tom37]

good wake up call early in the morning lol

maby you could make some kind of alarm clock out of that... you could make millions... quick! to the patent office!!

 

[swat lama]

on my way, with the blue prints

 

[robof9]

i was standing at the chrono station, waiting to chrono, and the girlfriend of one of the guys on here, shot me, point blank in the calf. obviously an accident, but it hurt like hell, and i had to hold back the tears.

nevermind, it happens

 

[Tom Tom]

Marshalling a game and one team had grabbed the flag. I was following to his left and behind us both was a member of the opposite team. He was trying to run and shoot to stop the guy getting the falg hang. The only trouble was every F*****G shot was at me (I think by accident) Not funny for me but when we got back everyone else had a good laugh.