...and some more limerics

[Weakest Link]

The Weakest Link finally got even.
He had waited after seeing reason,
and the big ginger Anne, of whom he wasn't a fan,
became a little paintballing demon.


Hahahahahaha - she burns, she burns.

 

[SuperNova]

But what if......

Freaks! this is a damn long thread
infact im amazed the mods havent said
"its not paintball related"
"i dont want to be hated"
"but unfortunatley im making this page, dead."

Just imagine if there was no limerics thread....

A limeric thread there was here,
With comebacks plucked straight from the rear,
But one day it was cut,
Ripped straight from the gut,
Of the forums that we hold so dear.

To return it the posters did plead,
As it was so entertaining a read,
So the mods had a chat,
About bringing it back,
Its comeback was thereby agreed.

Like a phoenix from the ashes it would return, that's what if

You know you love it really

 

[€gg]

...and the loser is......

Look if you have read any of these lyricks we were gonna put up some sort of a voting poll. But if ya just wanna wizz through and see who won overall and cast your vote then please do.................. or you could just say €gg instead of going through the formality of reading the 10 rounds or so.

SUPERNOVA Vs €GG

This is for the ultimate champion of the universe award...to which you ALL know anyone who's anyone competes in. Happy voting.

 

[8 Ball]

and the winner is...

i find voting can be so intense
thats why i usually sit on the fence
even with splinters up my arse
no vote i shall cast
and leave you all in suspense

 

[8 Ball]

ok i'll vote

the splinters are hurting my bum,
so i'll declare who i think has won.
by seven rounds to three,
Egg will jump with glee,
when i say nova's been totaly outdone.

sorry nova but Eggs replies come quicker and generally funnier, 1-0 Egg

 

[lucifer]

i won't do it in the same magnificent style as our friend jay, who i think should be allowed to join the vote, but i will have to say egg's ones are better. nova you latest stuff is just ****e, but i won't go in too it too much, otherwise you will point out my inability to do one.

 

[lucifer]

Egg has always been in the zone,
always he's left there alone,
his lymerics are never bad,
which is quite sad,
a life someone should let him loan

nova's early stuff was great,
but his latest crap i hate,
he was on song,
but now he's gone,
nova give up it's too late,

egg and nova put on a good show,
who i shall pick i don't know,
egg has been class,
nova's been top brass,
but i think egg made nova his ho,

i gave it a go. i know what you are thinking, 'there ****ing awful', which is why i never make any up.

 

[SuperNova]

I hereby apologise for having a life

Marked down on my tardy replies,
I could not believe my eyes,
When what did I see?
Both J and luc-y
Have presented that €gg with the prize!

 

[SuperNova]

I hereby apologise for having a life

Marked down on my tardy replies,
I could not believe my eyes,
When what did I see?
Both J and luc-y
Have presented that €gg with the prize!

 

[€gg]

And the champion of the universe is...

Well sissy Nova's been gone so long i forgotten he was even in this battle royal. Give it up man....quit...I WIN.

'So just forfeit the game before somebody takes you outta the frame & puts your name to shame. Cover up your face you can't run the race the pace is too fast you just won't last.'

Yep I think that fits just right.