...and some more limerics

[Snippz]

are you guys still at it?

nice to see you here 8ball.

all you guys gonna come down to barnham?

nova egg ripped it pretty good on the 8th so stop it (when his toy wanted to work for him)

laters snippz xxx

 

[€gg]

Me raises hand whips Nova in the face...he goes away and cries.

Im affraid that Nova is much mistaken,
plans for whoopass are being undertaken.
Cos soon you will beg, to your daddy Mr.€gg,
as each of your limbs the freaks 'l be breakin.

€gg reclines on his sofa, pipe in mouth, and smacks his
bi-hatches with pimpin stick.

 

[SuperNova]

weak

....like i said.....weak

 

[SuperNova]

Holy moly

Just played a reccie at Witton Castle in County Durham. It rocked, I rocked. I'm gonna try out for Team Rocket too (Durham Uni PB squad).

Also if u see a copy of PBUK magazine (newly created PB mag) lying around anywhere, pick it up, it's a good read.

 

[Twisty]

Join the uni team, i dare ya!!!
Then i will release my wonderful FREAKS on yo bi-atch ass!!!!
Welcome to my world
Twist

 

[Weakest Link]

Holy moly

Originally posted by SuperNova
Just played a reccie at Witton Castle in County Durham. It rocked, I rocked. I'm gonna try out for Team Rocket too (Durham Uni PB squad).

I dont really thjink you need to try out mate. Its more, we need to try and get more ppl. In desperate need of my next tourney fix. *Sigh*

 

[€gg]

And so Nova's chance of joining are bleak(s),
a team called 'Rocket' sounds weak(s).
but if you want a treating, we'l give you a MEATING,
against the almighty freaks.

And about freakin time too....

Lucifer is now on the scene,
to buy a marker all shiny and clean.
It's set for the plucking, as Nova's ass he'l be mugging,
as he wipes out your whole northern team!!!!!!!!!!!

Go Alexgo Alex it's yo birthday your the daddy yeah.

 

[SuperNova]

Scrambled or flattened?

Put lil €gg back in my pocket and,
Listen to the silence cos his mouth I had to lock-it man,
Will he ever shut up?
Do I give him the cuff?
Or do I take it to the field cos I'm a rocketmaaaaaan!!!!

Waitin for my 1st tourney now.......

 

[€gg]

What in the hell was going through your head,
the sight of awful lymericks I dread.
That was just so dam lame, hang your head low in shame,
Don't come back till a dictionary you've read.

Forget the Treating, forget the Meating, this little lamb just got TORN APART.


...and don't come back till you've read one....

 

[Burb]

Freaks! this is a damn long thread
infact im amazed the mods havent said
"its not paintball related"
"i dont want to be hated"
"but unfortunatley im making this page, dead."