...and some more limerics
- Thread starter €gg
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Is that the best you could muster,
I feel your owning's a disaster.
But don't think your the daddy, you'd make a far better caddy,
When paintballs to your face I will plaster.
CAN YOU SAY OWNAGE...
....ownage?
....your an idiot!
I feel your owning's a disaster.
But don't think your the daddy, you'd make a far better caddy,
When paintballs to your face I will plaster.
CAN YOU SAY OWNAGE...
....ownage?
....your an idiot!
havent we forgetten someone?
1) i see no poetry concerning lucifer ...
about lucifer what is left that i can say (you can already see where this is going)
despite almost nothing going his way
he finally gets someone
usually right up the bum
and then paintball he goes back to play
2) pompeys very own danger mouse: mich ...
team purples deadly super-sub mich
his trigger finger has a sensative itch
how does he survive each game?
cos his plan is always the same
all that he does just hid in a ditch
3) and how can you forget andrew (v.easily) ...
there's a baller that you've forgotten
OK so his accuracy mayb rotten
but he tries really hard
despite being a retard
did he tell you he got hit on the bottom?
1) i see no poetry concerning lucifer ...
about lucifer what is left that i can say (you can already see where this is going)
despite almost nothing going his way
he finally gets someone
usually right up the bum
and then paintball he goes back to play
2) pompeys very own danger mouse: mich ...
team purples deadly super-sub mich
his trigger finger has a sensative itch
how does he survive each game?
cos his plan is always the same
all that he does just hid in a ditch
3) and how can you forget andrew (v.easily) ...
there's a baller that you've forgotten
OK so his accuracy mayb rotten
but he tries really hard
despite being a retard
did he tell you he got hit on the bottom?
Man i've been far too long
Well even 8-ball has joined in the fun
but Nova has turned tail and run.
Cos the sight of us two, wet his his pants as he flew,
Cans of whooopasss we'll dispense by the tonne.
ha ha ha ha
Well even 8-ball has joined in the fun
but Nova has turned tail and run.
Cos the sight of us two, wet his his pants as he flew,
Cans of whooopasss we'll dispense by the tonne.
ha ha ha ha
Man i've been far too long
all i see is nova + €gg talk ****e
like pussys all meow + no bite
it now looks as if 8ball is just talk
bone cancer means i cant walk
tho i'd still whip yo asses in a fight
take it to the field guys, one on one
remember that is where it all begun
we all know the result tho
the final score will show
€gg with his blender pasting Novas bum
Originally posted by €gg
Well even 8-ball has joined in the fun
but Nova has turned tail and run.
Cos the sight of us two, wet his his pants as he flew,
Cans of whooopasss we'll dispense by the tonne.
ha ha ha ha
all i see is nova + €gg talk ****e
like pussys all meow + no bite
it now looks as if 8ball is just talk
bone cancer means i cant walk
tho i'd still whip yo asses in a fight
take it to the field guys, one on one
remember that is where it all begun
we all know the result tho
the final score will show
€gg with his blender pasting Novas bum
it's time to kickass and chew bubble gum
....an I got ****loads baby
Enter 8-ball to the scene,
At dishing out dirt he is keen,
But didn't he know,
That Nova's a pro,
And will soon be on Durham Uni's team
soon my pretties, soon
And who's this 8-ball you all ask,
So ugly he should wear a mask,
He needs an ass-whoopin,
But who'll do the cookin,
You know Nova's the man for the task
We are DEFINITELY going down to Barnham these holidays guys.
....an I got ****loads baby
Enter 8-ball to the scene,
At dishing out dirt he is keen,
But didn't he know,
That Nova's a pro,
And will soon be on Durham Uni's team
soon my pretties, soon
And who's this 8-ball you all ask,
So ugly he should wear a mask,
He needs an ass-whoopin,
But who'll do the cookin,
You know Nova's the man for the task
We are DEFINITELY going down to Barnham these holidays guys.
€gg? pfft
And as for €gg and his new toy,
Bring it you sad mummy's boy,
You may have a beard,
But never have I feared,
This wretch that soon I will destroy
/me takes bow
You'll need some pills for that sore ass €gg
And as for €gg and his new toy,
Bring it you sad mummy's boy,
You may have a beard,
But never have I feared,
This wretch that soon I will destroy
/me takes bow
You'll need some pills for that sore ass €gg