...and some more limerics

[SuperNova]

Why wud I steal ure ninjaa,
It needs to be shoved in the bin(jaa),
It is so brass,
You st00pid ghey-ass,
Go home and cry in the cor-naa

/me puts 'lil finger to mouth:

Dya wanna cry €gg? You gonna cry?

 

[€gg]

A Ninja Nova can't be,
In his boiler he'd just look silly
So he roams the supair, to ambush you unaware
and probes you with his .... squeeje.

 

[SuperNova]

Round......4? Battle

You think you're so damn kewl with your experience and your brand spankin new marker. I've got me my goggles, as long as I can see you you can consider yourself a deadmanwalking "€gg", - if that is your real name.

Ain't nothin wrong with an ambush,
I'd cain yo muppet ass so just shush,
We'd hear you cry damn,
Cos it's not the marker, it's the man,
As I leave my mark on your tush.

Wonder how he'll interpret that one...

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

||ICES|| had a little bike,
he rode it on the grass.
And everytime the wheel when round,
A spoke shot up his ______{fill in as apropiate}

 

[SuperNova]

copyright? I don't think so

I bet he steals my ninjaa

That gave me an idea, I hope you like it

 

[€gg]

copyright? I don't think so

Originally posted by SuperNova
That gave me an idea, I hope you like it

YOUR DEAD

And so Nova thought he was cool,
but to rob my picture what a fool.
Your gonna get owned, and your avatar dethroned,
and you'l realise that at paintball I RULE.

TOLD BIATCH
OOooh my gosh your mum makes gravy for leopards!!!!

 

[Little Jon]

Originally posted by your mom
DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, CALL ME A YANK, IN ANY SHAPE, SIZE, OR FORM!!!

i live in the US, but i was born in Northern Ireland (Derry city to be exact), so there!

i know this is a bit late but you see how mad he got....he won the award for 'the easiest to offend' says it all dont it

 

[SuperNova]

Round 5 - recharging it'll be down

/me dons copius amounts of chunky, gold jewelry

Surely you've seen the comical value,
In rippin the sh*t outta you and your av too,
I couldn't help it,
I'm brimming with wit,
To be messin wiv Nova I pidee da f00

omg how good a pb team name wud THX be? + DH is a Metallica song so I reckon that it's fairplay to use it.

Have Control Freaks played any matches yet?

 

[Smally85]

Unfortunatly no yet...

...but we will be kicking some ass in the new year!
I think we have a game planned with Pompy Uni one day in Jan.
Might be at a tourney in Bristol in Feb if we can get in/afford it/ get there.
The Freaks are coming!!!

 

[SuperNova]

improved av

^^^^^^^ I'm likin it