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Cook$

Just the tip....
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Yeah see...it's all wrong. You think your all set for a long Honeymoon up Bourbon Boulevard and you have trouble getting through the Velvet Curtains and certainly have no hope of any music on the Pink Oboe.

Once my wife asked me to put a Rose on the Piano. I said, yeah...I will put a Rose on your Piano, if you put Tulips on my Organ...
Your'e just smut really, aren't you Skeet?
 

PortoX

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What really grinds my gears is ....

People listening to their phones on loud speaker, as though we want to listen to your sh!t selection of tunes as you waltz around the streets of *insert your city name here*! The worst I had today was an Emo kid listening to Paramore on his phone thinking he was cool because his makeup was smeary.


Still at least I can drink my woes away god bless Jager.

The thing with the ID ... well annoying even when the person serving you is in the same year at school as you.
 

Skeet

Platinum Member
Your'e just smut really, aren't you Skeet?
Well...perhaps...I wouldn't say Smut, I think that is a little below where I normally hover on the innuendo and sexual commentary front.

I like to think that for the most part, those sorts of statement aren't too blatant or low brow.

I just like that Tulips gag..haven't said it for ages.:D

Do I offend you Sir?
 

JTD1993

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Well...perhaps...I wouldn't say Smut, I think that is a little below where I normally hover on the innuendo and sexual commentary front.

I like to think that for the most part, those sorts of statement aren't too blatant or low brow.

I just like that Tulips gag..haven't said it for ages.:D

Do I offend you Sir?
Skeet, you should recall some things you said last sunday.

No I'm not posting it or pm'ing you it.
 

Robbo22

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What really grinds my gears is ....

People listening to their phones on loud speaker, as though we want to listen to your sh!t selection of tunes as you waltz around the streets of *insert your city name here*!QUOTE]

I agree with that mate.. just started college and theres a few chavs (how they got in ill never know) walking round with their bang bang thumpy dance music blasting out of their phones.. it gets quite annoying..

but on the upper hands.. there's some really fit birds in college.. and most of my tutor/class are all real mongoloids.. so guess who gets their company all day:D:D:D