It's Friday night........

[Will L]

....

The amount of adverts on Sky. And every channel has adverts at exactly the same time, so you can't flick between channels. And the music that they have on the Sky planner. And the sh*te she keeps filling up the hard drive with. Wallace and Gromit? Piss off....

People who really shout when they talk on the phone.

My dog's out and out refusal to let me cut his nails. So he clicks around on the laminate floor like a frigging morse code message.

My dad. But he's a constant annoyance.

And the fact that I never get a break, because my mate gets them all.

The same things piss me off mate your not the only one

 

[Will L]

fecking chavs on bus's that think playing the worlds worst music at full volume, and trying to speak above it is cool

AND........ YES! you may not want to sit next to the fat sweaty ginger bloke on the bus, but for **** sake, dont stand in the isle you fecktard

a plus note to bus's, the fit polish birds that get on

-james

Hes dillusional....please someone help him

And another thing that really f**ks me off is when you go say into the kitchen to do something. Then forget what you was going to do only to remember it ages later when its irrelevant.

 

[balf]

Hes dillusional....please someone help him!

nah mate there are some

 

[Cook$]

No, eastern block women can be quite tasty. And are general lacking in morals or standards.

 

[Philip]

You worked doors. You must've changed since I last saw you....

Be 100% truthful, how do you remember me....I've worked hard at changing the way I am, It all started when I got a job in a club.

 

[no guts no glory]

j@mes fecking chavs on bus's that think playing the worlds worst music at full volume, and trying to speak above it is cool

i second that WITH A PASSION!! they always sit at the back of the bus

 

[Cro]

Polish birds (in general) are fit and very open minded, I know, I married one 11 years ago.

 

[Skeet]

Polish birds (in general) are fit and very open minded, I know, I married one 11 years ago.

Does it take longer for an open minded Polish bird, to become closed minded, argumentative and clingy, than it does English women?

 

[Cro]

Does it take longer for an open minded Polish bird, to become closed minded, argumentative and clingy, than it does English women?

Closed minded. Yes, about 30 seconds after you say "I do"
Argumentative. They rule at arguments and fights, I'd put my money on a Polish bird over an English one any day.
Clingy. No, they'll tell you to fcuk off in a second.

Disclaimer (just in case my wife reads this) the word “bird” isn’t meant to be derogatory, just a figure of speech, and I didn’t write this post, it was the dog, he’s very clever you know.

 

[Skeet]

Closed minded. Yes, about 30 seconds after you say "I do"
Argumentative. They rule at arguments and fights, I'd put my money on a Polish bird over an English one any day.
Clingy. No, they'll tell you to fcuk off in a second.

Disclaimer (just in case my wife reads this) the word “bird” isn’t meant to be derogatory, just a figure of speech, and I didn’t write this post, it was the dog, he’s very clever you know.

Yeah see...it's all wrong. You think your all set for a long Honeymoon up Bourbon Boulevard and you have trouble getting through the Velvet Curtains and certainly have no hope of any music on the Pink Oboe.

Once my wife asked me to put a Rose on the Piano. I said, yeah...I will put a Rose on your Piano, if you put Tulips on my Organ...