It's Friday night........

[Cook$]

Cooks mate, im off to Lpool tonight, coming for a drink? First one on me!

Thanks for the offer mate, but I can't. I've got this tag ya see....

 

[spsimon]

....so I thought I'd have a rant.....

But the annoying thing about glitter is you only have to look at a tube to be covered in it for the rest of f**king time.

So he clicks around on the laminate floor like a frigging morse code message.

thats was just brilliant lmao
should be able to subscribe to posts like this

 

[Philip]

Thanks for the offer mate, but I can't. I've got this tag ya see....

In that case...lets wreck wrexham next weekend Know a couple of doormen on Liquid that need a slap.

 

[Cook$]

There was a doorman who used to work at Liquid in Wrexham who used to play paintball, on a Phoenix sponsored team. I got thrown out one night and threatened to get his sponsorship pulled. How much of an arse am I!

 

[J@mes]

fecking chavs on bus's that think playing the worlds worst music at full volume, and trying to speak above it is cool

AND........ YES! you may not want to sit next to the fat sweaty ginger bloke on the bus, but for **** sake, dont stand in the isle you fecktard

a plus note to bus's, the fit polish birds that get on

-james

 

[Philip]

When your drunk you say all sorts of crazy things.

I used to work the doors in B'head and Lpool, and every night when we kicked someone out all we got was 'Im gonna get my gun and kill you'...'Im gonna smoke you'...'You're dead!'....

It got so bad one night we were almost handing out raffle tickets and asking them to get in line

Drink does it to everyone, but since its you, I bet you hadn't been drinkin eh

 

[Cro]

The weekend has landed Lump. Got a triple vodka diet coke in front of me, I know who's side I'm on....

I've just opend the first of four bottles of vodka the missus brought me back from Poland, wonder how much will be left in the morning lol. Already up a tidy sum on poker (internet obviously) too.

Oh and Jon you were probably pissed by Friday morning.

 

[Cook$]

I used to work the doors in B'head and Lpool, and every night when we kicked someone out all we got was 'Im gonna get my gun and kill you'...'Im gonna smoke you'...'You're dead!'....

You worked doors. You must've changed since I last saw you....

 

[Markie C]

What ****s me off about adverts at the moment is the volume goes up twice as loud when they come on.

 

[Cook$]

And anything HD on sky is dead quiet, so you turn the volume up, then turn over to a normal channel and BOOM your windows f**king explode.