Baldrick, I have a cunning plan.Couple of mates of mine at uni had a game.
They both lived along the same (long) road in Plymouth and when the jehova's witnesses (jws) came along, whoever was hit first rang the other to warn him.
THE BIT IN THE MIDDLE THAT WOULD MAKE THE WHOLE QOUTE FAR TOO LONG
Yes....the JWS ran away
Yes....the police were called
Yes....his door was knocked down
Yes....he spent a few hours explaining himself to the coppers (Who saw the funny side but not officially.)
It was decided that he won
DP
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