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The inevitable Zombie apocalypse thread

Missy-Q

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I would also be hella disappointed if there is no zombie apocalypse. I think that's my ideal theatre of life. I would thrive for sure. I'm almost prepared so if it could kick off in about 12 months that would be great...

So excited man - My crossbow arrives today. I'm going to the archery centre to begin my training this weekend. I'll get my sights worked out using my laser-bore device and zero in at 50' for effective head-shots. I've ordered 3 dozen bolts for it, plus it comes with a few. Gonna try to mount a green day-laser and red dot with 3x magnifier behind it, to give me a choice of close or mid-range kills.

I'll post a pic once it's set-up.

And you won't regret getting the battle shovels. Cold Steel also make a 'trench-hawk', and they make legit Katana's too, not the ally ones - the real deal. I already have their AK47 folding knife, which is awesome.
 
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PBWill

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Dear god. has nobody thought about chavs? 'Normal' ones are bad enough but zombie chavs?
Shuffling around in their AirMax's, adidas tracksuit and a fag in their rotting mouth...Probably have a bit of a retarded zombie noise aswell...fun to kill though!! alot of fun, as my area is just filled with them -.-
 
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PBWill

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woah woah woah wait, has anyone thought about what it would be like to be a zombie?!

Would you just be driven by pure instinct, or would it be like a really bad flesh addiction that gave you crazy symptons?