Liking the shovel, but prefer the old German one. Almost the same, but you can fold the spade end. Like this one, it makes for a fantastic weapon, as some desperate Landsers found out on the Eastern Front. Talking about fighting hordes...
First and 2nd purchase will be a Remington 870 Police Issue 14" and a Savage Arms Trophy-Hunter bolt-action rifle.
I can get them both for about $1000
guns are awesome.
I was going to say the sword idea is a good one, obviously want some sort of projectile as well, and I think you just sold the grenade launcher, the idea of a giant pirate gun is brilliant.