I would also be hella disappointed if there is no zombie apocalypse. I think that's my ideal theatre of life. I would thrive for sure. I'm almost prepared so if it could kick off in about 12 months that would be great...
So excited man - My crossbow arrives today. I'm going to the archery centre to begin my training this weekend. I'll get my sights worked out using my laser-bore device and zero in at 50' for effective head-shots. I've ordered 3 dozen bolts for it, plus it comes with a few. Gonna try to mount a green day-laser and red dot with 3x magnifier behind it, to give me a choice of close or mid-range kills.
I'll post a pic once it's set-up.
And you won't regret getting the battle shovels. Cold Steel also make a 'trench-hawk', and they make legit Katana's too, not the ally ones - the real deal. I already have their AK47 folding knife, which is awesome.
I've wanted to buy an archery set for quite a while, I used to be a reasonable shot at the activity camps etc. The bonus of running a paintball site is that you have acres of guaranteed free space to play on
Pistol crossbows are deadly too, not accurate but that's not to say they won't go the distance. I let a bolt fly once, was VERY surprised by how far it went.