You know you're a paintballer when....

[Return of the Silver Fox]

You sit in a restaurant on valentines day and use all the condiments to describe the last game you played (your also the only ones talking as all the other miserable sods are sat there with faces like bulldogs licking a nettle).

You describe shooting someone by doing the funny pointy finger thing. You can recognise a paintballer in a room of a 1000 when they're doing this.

 

[Cook$]

When none of your best paintball stories involve paintball

 

[Random Invert]

you laugh at the guys trying to sell paintball day events in the shopping centres and get real pleasure from saying you play 'proper' paintball

YES!!! :first:

 

[Robeenio]

... when you spend all your money on Shiny new gear instead of the important things, like food...


and training! ;-)

 

[lettucecheesecake]

an alarm going off before 6am on a Sunday doesn't mean your house is on fire!

 

[topchef]

When you have participated in the warped BG paintball eating competition and spewed your guts up after drinking copious amounts of lager and attempting to eat a fistfull of rec balls!!:tsk:

-ChEf

 

[Mag7]

.. you buy Greg Hastings tournament paintball for your Xbox even when you know its going to be rubbish - but still, its paintball related.

 

[DJForbes]

You know your a paintballer when you go car shopping and you looks at cars in terms of how many paintballs it can hold.

exactly the reason i bought mine. perfect for storage and comfort on those long journeys

 

[Potter Loki]

when you answer stupid questions on a forum about paintball
:third:

 

[Rat]

when you've seen this thread upteen times before, and even started it once yourself!