You know you're a paintballer when....

[Lemon]

when you start dreaming of robbo

LMAO Then I know I'm a baller lol

Agree with loads:

tapping fingers calms you down/helps you think
finding damp squishy paintballs everywhere in the house/car/bags
anything paintball related makes you smile (Dynasty chinese take away/Empire catalogues etc.)
Old friends ask 'when can we meet up this year?' and you say let me check the paintball dates first
Or you've lost all your old mates because you can never fit them in as you're playing paintball all year!
You wanna get your nails done but you go 'what's the point, they'll only get ruined first weekend at paintball'
you laugh at the guys trying to sell paintball day events in the shopping centres and get real pleasure from saying you play 'proper' paintball

I'm sure there are more but i'm too tired...and drunk to think of them, lol

 

[Cook$]

when you count paintball as one of your hobbies.

 

[cowface]

LMAO Then I know I'm a baller lol

Agree with loads:

its true,

i have never met robbo, seen him , but never spoke to him. The other night, i had a dream that i had a barbeque and robbo was there and we just talked about random crap.......

 

[Liam92]

its true,

i have never met robbo, seen him , but never spoke to him. The other night, i had a dream that i had a barbeque and robbo was there and we just talked about random crap.......

i guess i'm no paintballer then

however after todays library stint i can also say that you know you're a paintballer when...

you spend all your time planning breakouts and lanes on the Paris millenium field thats just been released instead of completing the work for a class that you've not started and is now only 20 minutes away...

 

[foot]

.....You call someone dude

Haha, i totaly agree..........Dude

 

[Soul Doubt]

You know when your procrastination has become paintball. Im currently in the process of doing my dissertation, yet so far ive cleaned my gat, practiced some snapping, removed the stickers on my hopper for newer ones. Now im reading a thread on a paintball forum, about this very circumstance, whilst tapping my trigger….

 

[PreacherMan]

You know your'e a paintballer when:

This site is the first one in your bookmarks and tabs

You log off to surf the net and THEN find you have logged back on with out realising

You keep looking at the 'For Sale' section and end up buying something you may need BUT in reality, don't require. (and end up selling it again) :tsk:

 

[Seany]

You know your a paintballer when:

You have 2,150 friends on facebook and only know 150 of them cause youve added the majority of the inbred paintball comunity cause you seen them at a random event or sent them a pm on the forums and you are now friends.

 

[john251282]

You know your a paintballer when you go car shopping and you looks at cars in terms of how many paintballs it can hold.

 

[slyshot]

The dude one is bang on the money, the missus laughs at me when im on the phone to a team mate....... a whole other language appears