You know you're a paintballer when....

[Ainsley]

The Mrs likes you going to paintball, as at least then you won't be in the house talking about going to paintball.........you know you've really made it then.

 

[Robbo]

.....You call someone dude

 

[Phoenix]

You know you are a paintball when you find yourself practicing snapping round doorframes, snapping at the tv, snapping in tbe mirror.... (I don't do that of course)
And the continuous finger tapping but I got beat to that one!

 

[foster90]

Everytime you see or get in my car....if you've seen it you'll understand

 

[Tony Harrison]

You spend ridiculous amounts on sandanas.

 

[dodge-gnome]

no matter how many times you hear it, ball jokes are still hilariously relevant.

 

[Biscuit]

if your old and still just talk about paintball after 20yrs

 

[xDansomee]

I'd have to say tapping my fingers, and finding paintballs everywhere in my room

 

[cowface]

when you start dreaming of robbo

 

[rocknroll]

having hundreds of allen keys....none of which fit