Whats the Best thing a Punter has said to you?

[Jamie-NorthernHero]

"Can i have another clip of bullets please i ran out in the last battle"

another

I said "why did you shoot the gun like 100 times with no paint in"

He said " to keep there heads down"

 

[angel 2_0 temp]

Originally posted by Jamie-NorthernHero
"I said "why did you shoot the gun like 100 times with no paint in"

He said " to keep there heads down"

hmm.... this does work though lol

 

[Skeet]

Once showed a punter (he was curious) how to make a Tippy "sound" like its FA (thumb, gently on cocking lever)...GOD! Doesnt take long for word to get round does it?
Some of them mastered it really quickly...running full tillt, Tippy going nuts ...nobody getting shot.

"Marshall, can I shoot you?" Yeah, I like that one too...also liek it when, they really want to "play the marshalls" so, you show em how fast your super e-gat is, before the game...."WOW! Thats nuts! "Yes...thats about 8 Balls per second you know!

Game on...5 marshalls hold down 20 punters with 16 Bps each...funny...especially teh ones who think ist safer INSIDE the huts, you have to mug em through teh window, so they can atleast leap out of teh door, otherwise its just not fair.

 

[Jason4bees]

yeah

about the last post there is always a group of cocky teens that think they can take on the refs with their rental gats. they think that they can have mastered the game in the one day.

i played one game where there was 50 on 50 in a sup aire indoor in the usa. the noobs Vs the refs.

they all took the back three and we moved up. i dont think that i have ever hit so many people. like my accuracy was almost un missable. if i hit one he was hit 18 times and if they boounced off. it hit the guy next to him. almost like a 2 for 1. they think about numbers and then realise we hold smaller ligher machine guns.

which are a million times more accurate then their hole diggers (98 customs)

 

[Buddha 3]

"Here's my number, call me...."

Coming from a very nice young lady....

 

[le-pig]

Originally posted by Buddha 3
"Here's my number, call me...."

Coming from a very nice young lady....

or can you please wipe me down is nearly as good

 

[Skeet]

Once got called over by a young lady, who was afraid to move. She said..."I think I have something up my bum!"...I was of course, ever the proffesional, and offered to take her to the First Aid area, where I would take a jolly good look at what was up her bum.

 

[Bolter]

I get ....

"Marshal do you mind if I climb that tree?"

Im like "sure if you want 30 people shooting you out of it"

no-one ever climbs the tree.

 

[Scotty D]

Not the best thing I've heard but...

I was busy gassing up some guns when a punter (after he had just bought more "bullets") asked if I was filling the guns up with paint.

"marshal? That guy over there is cheating"
Err, how's he cheating?
"he keeps hiding behind trees so that I can't shoot him"

 

[Bolter]

I also get "how many of them are left?"

Want me to shoot them for you aswell mate?

Or I like it when Im in the pub, and someone I have never met before comes over and says "hey its the paintball marshal!! Do you remember that game where I took out those 20 guys?"

Im thinking about how many thousands of customers we have had, and how much I dont remember this dude, but I always say "yeah man, you rocked......when you coming back down?"

Slick