Whats the Best thing a Punter has said to you?
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u havent seen sum people that come to our site to play im being serious dude thats what the kid said!!! i just laughed
We had "I thought you would supply us with shoes for playing in" recently, followed by "but they supply footwear when you go bowling, why don't you?".
Trying to explain the a) logistics and b) health & hygene issues of supplying footwear to fit every player at even a smallish site to a 14 year old with the brain power (and attention span) of a pi$$ed gnat wasn't fun!
Trying to explain the a) logistics and b) health & hygene issues of supplying footwear to fit every player at even a smallish site to a 14 year old with the brain power (and attention span) of a pi$$ed gnat wasn't fun!
Just say but yeah at bowling the employees dont have a big field to bury you where no one will ever know .
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A stag party arrives on site and while most of them are getting their kit on the groom walks up to the paint shed, hands over a tin of Johnsons best white emulsion and askes for the paintball making machine please. Its true i still have the tin!!
Thats not that mad really, punters rates for paint are typically £30 for 500. Even members rates are £30 per 1000.
its quite funny when i chat to some of the lads at work about how much paint gets used at a tourny... u can almost see their brain cell doing the maths.....
£7 per 100 * 20 = £140 per box...10 boxs a team....
My Favourite
Well educated school boy to me..."Excuse me sir, how many shots do you get in a 100 shot pot??"...and who said private education didn't pay off!!!!!!
Another.......well dressed stag guy get's out the taxi in the rain wearing a pair of brand new £150 K Swiss trainers....his quote..."Will I get my feet dirty playing in the woods??"
PUNTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sid
Well educated school boy to me..."Excuse me sir, how many shots do you get in a 100 shot pot??"...and who said private education didn't pay off!!!!!!
Another.......well dressed stag guy get's out the taxi in the rain wearing a pair of brand new £150 K Swiss trainers....his quote..."Will I get my feet dirty playing in the woods??"
PUNTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sid
Best thing I've heard a punter say... (not directed at a marshall tho)
"Engage them with Air, protect the tank"
We don't have a tank... and what the hell is engaging them with air?
Gotta admit, "Marshall can I shoot you" is always a diamond.
"Engage them with Air, protect the tank"
We don't have a tank... and what the hell is engaging them with air?
Gotta admit, "Marshall can I shoot you" is always a diamond.
ive had (by a girl) it really hurts in the ass and same girl later it tastes really foul. it gave me a chuckle