What happens when you tell someone that you play paintball?

[EasyTarget]

omg guys i need my head checked just looked at someof the stuff I had written while at work god so much crap
yes my english is absolutely ****e dang i really need to chill out getting stressed really does do in ur communication skills

 

[H]

wow ok
whats ur opion on baseball im going to america soon and am going to watch a game

Prepare to bring lots of booze because it's boring as fook unless you are paraletic.

 

[***tom***]

dualy noted

 

[Tom37]

i remember a party at which i decided to do that chest thing where two "football" players jump in the air and bash chests, then shout "hell yea!" or something...... probably shouldnt have done it with someone that plays ammerican football and is a lot bigger than myself..... needless to say, one minute i was in the air, half way through a "hell yea" (or something equally gay), the next i was on the floor wondering how i got there...

but anyway, back on subject, i mostly get "Tom, paintball is not a sport!!" from the old man fool

 

[Tom37]

Prepare to bring lots of booze because it's boring as fook unless you are paraletic.

iknow what you mean, ammerican sports on the whole arent exactly continuous, take baseball, for example, its actually really boring to watch, unless you see the highlights.
their football isnt really that interesting (to me anyway) either, although i know a couple of guys that play it, and its supposed to be fun. i prefer rugby, or our football, as they have longer phases of play.

 

[***tom***]

ya then you get to the real skills of players like in the final the ref was good to try and let play go on without stopping so player like zidane and rebire can show their skill

 

[Buddha 3]

your head wow it must be real big

My head is positively enormous, yes.


Okay, after these more sensible criticisms of American sports in general, back on topic: "Ah, you probably want to be in the army then."
Followed by the usual response:
*Slap!*

 

[mutley]

My head is positively enormous, yes.


Okay, after these more sensible criticisms of American sports in general, back on topic: "Ah, you probably want to be in the army then."
Followed by the usual response:
*Slap!*

my responce is "no way people die in the army" or "its people like you that make it ileagle for people like me to own real guns"

 

[Esspaz]

I just tell them to stand in the corner and put these goggles on... "no way man, do I look stupid?"... exactly, go back to knitting

 

[Mario]

at uni all the girls iv met ask me what soc or sports i do and bcoz im quiet big they think i dont really do much but when i say paintball theyre really impressed and iv taken loads to training and theyv enjoyed it
you shouldnt be quiet or embarased about it i mean its one of the best sports in the world to play just tell people who ask and if anyone says its crap or ur a wuss just ignore em

i found this hilariously funny, because its so definitely untrue. Personal question - have you ever got a 'relationship' (read sex or relationship - your call) out of talking with these girls. My guess - no.

If it is true what uni are you at? also please define 'loads'.