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rancidwill

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AJermstad said:
I live in the mountains over there and all people do is eat, sleep, smoke, drink, shoot, party and...not much else ;) Then I bring my timmy over and rip those redneck fools to pieces :eek: :D

I love the American way :D
dust off the ol' tippman and bag ma-self some kids american style!

-paintball scene in the US :D
 

***tom***

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Buddha 3 said:
Oh please. Anybody that says paintball is a "tuff" sport, because it stings, should be marched out of town, covered in tar and feathers.

Have you ever experienced a 250lbs fullback bulling straight at you and not only taken the hit, but flattened his ass too? No? You're a bit of a wuss then...



For the record, that's me on top. I like going on top...:rolleyes:

oh nice helmet and pads in the uk we do like real men its called rugby
 

Buddha 3

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***tom*** said:
oh nice helmet and pads in the uk we do like real men its called rugby
Yawn.

I was waiting for someone to pipe in with that one...
Just so you understand what you are talking about, with football you are allowed to do soooo much more than with rugby (which really is an excuse to play gay grab-sex). Had you been Australian and ranted on about that type of football, I would have agreed.
So unless you really have tried stopping a 250lbs fullback with your head: Yawn.
 

Bob

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Buddha 3 said:
So unless you really have tried stopping a 250lbs fullback with your head: Yawn.
Once at a party and me and my mates found some american football helmet, after a beer for good luck put em on and ran at each other head first. I took small lye down after that and learned my lesson.:eek:

Not a big american football fan (in fact all my knowladge comes from "The Water Boy") but don't you have blockers etc and can tackle people that don't have the ball? As with paintball do you get these types of stupid questions asked alot?
 

Tw!sted

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Tom have you ever sat down and watched a full game of American football? I doubt it is if you had you'd know you're talking out of your arse. the tcakles are a lot harder, a lot less necessary (guys getting taken out for their position rather than if they've got the ball) and they're allowed to 'get away with' (read: it's in the rules to...) a lot more physical contact, and where on the body to tackle. Hence the padding.

The worst that could happen in rugby is you get a high tackle or studded during a ruck, in A.F. anthing can happen, mostly within the rules.

Never seen a game of Aussie rules, all I know is it's a circular pitch, it gets passed by fist and they all wear tank tops :D

It's inevitable that some Brit 'pipes up' with this arguement and it's equally inevitable that they are uninformed and talking sh!t.

The only thing I have against American Football is that it's a very 'American' sport (before you :rolleyes: read on :)), meaning that to gain X amount of territory is enough, they bring in specilist players for that situation from the never ending bench of subs and they get more ground, roll the players and go again. This makes it a very jerky and strange sport to watch, especially from a Europeans point of view (used to more continous play where breaks are avoided if possible) and it seems a bit of a cop out to have a squad of XXX amount that can be changed if and when people get tired, the dynamic of the game switches or whatever.

In some respects this is better, people have very specific jobs within the team (blockers and tackles? I think is a good example) and they train specifically for that: on a cricket team you can have the same people batting as are bowling and fielding 30 minutes later, meaning the training has to be broadened as their roles are wider.

All this to say: think before you type and don't reenforce the stereotype ffs.