wearing kit in public

[Cook$]

I once had a chick call me after playing paintball at our field, and ask me out. I was chuffed, and went out for an extremely exciting night with her.
The following week she called and literally asked if I would 'Keep my reffing gear on'
I kid you not. I felt like a total piece of meat.

Do what I do, make her dress up as a baller (I'm always dressed as a baller anyway, I only take my ballin gear off to put next season's ballin gear on) and have her pretend she is playing against you, and mug her somehow. Then get a friend to pretend to be a ref and 141 her for spinning on you. Then have paintball sex. Then trash talk her on an internet forum for being a cheating f**k.
It's a bit of a specific fantasy, and is sadly the only way I can get my rocks off now. Still, it's better than what I had to do when I was into falconry.

 

[Missy-Q]

300lb harlem lesbian Missy??

I thought you only had eyes for Robbo.....

He's just a big tease, and didn't even call me after our last rendezvous....

It's not that I'm a total scissor sister now either, its just that when you're 300lb you can't afford to pick & choose...

 

[Missy-Q]

Do what I do, make her dress up as a baller (I'm always dressed as a baller anyway, I only take my ballin gear off to put next season's ballin gear on) and have her pretend she is playing against you, and mug her somehow. Then get a friend to pretend to be a ref and 141 her for spinning on you. Then have paintball sex. Then trash talk her on an internet forum for being a cheating f**k.
It's a bit of a specific fantasy, and is sadly the only way I can get my rocks off now. Still, it's better than what I had to do when I was into falconry.

Not a bad idea. This was a few years ago though, and hopefully she's moved onto other, less lame, fantasies by now.
This Falconry game sounds better and better though. If you can't even talk about the **** you had to do to get your thrills, then it's right up my alley (no pun intended, as I actually meant vagina)



.....Unless it's technically still a pun. I'm not that well versed on pun-law.

 

[Dark Warrior]

Cook$
Last I saw she played a mean game of ball

 

[Bryan leaver]

i have a mate who marshals at mt local site and now he wears his playing pants all the time.

i use my old set for working on the car or in the garden,

 

[ajwarwick]

Why is it that everytime I start a conversation it always ends up about lesbians

 

[Alex R]

Motorcross jerseys were used for a start before paintball jerseys were around

I still have a JT Racing concept jersey some where (probably a mouses home in the garage)

 

[k4p84]

My rule is that if your travelling with me you bring clean clothes for the journey back as you're not wearing your filthy kit in my motor, end of, those that haven't have found themselves sat in their underwear, fortunately for everybody's blushes I always have a couple of blankets in the boot.

You have had Pinky in your car, you have not standards !!

 

[onasilverbike]

You have had Pinky in your car, you have not standards !!

And you fed him flapjack - idiot!

 

[Random Invert]

Ballin pants and cleats have been a god save in this crap weather, been out clearing the snow in my gear to keep dry. Also been handy in my bag if I'd been forced to walk home in the snow.