Oi Oi Girls, got a tasty bit of goss, er na listen up, just paid someone sum good purple for this little bit of info, word is that old Jonny Simpson is at it again, givin it large and getting tooled up ta rumble with the UFF, don't na how tru this is but he's got this little jock, ya know from Scotland being meat wagoned in to Cosford right na, don't na weather Jonny paid for this move or the lag as bin moved because hes givin em grief up in Jockland, but I know one thing the guys got nuts, it took 7 screws ta get him out his pad, ill tell ya and he done two of em proper bow, there in the treatment room, one on life surpport, I dont think this is a rummer as it too big of a deal, oh and they call him Jimmy the Jock, I've shook sum trees and found out, he's base in Brum and had bin remanded for armed robbery, Ive also found out he's got links with the Birmingham underworld, ill tell ya Mitch better watch his back, gota run on kitchen duty na ,catch ya laters fellas.