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duffistuta

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Bizarrely, two coppers just burst into the PGI office, said 'Can we use your window for a second guys', then legged it off again. There are currently a couple of people loitering round the back of PGI Towers - one with a handgun, one with a rifle.

It's like being on the grassy knoll when JFK bought it.

You'll be pleased to hear that they paid scant atention to the 11 markers currently littered about the place.

Worryingly, the second copper's first words were 'Hi Joe, haven't seen you in a while...'
 
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duffistuta

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Yep. The police who have turned up aren't armed...which seems a bit strange given that the people outside are.

We've got the markers gassed and loaders ready to go...fortunately the guns are already dialled as high as they can go cos we were testing out goggles and body armour to see what it would take to break stuff...
 

MrPink

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News at six:
Paintballers foil Armed robbery!
Today the infamous headquarters of PGI were the scene of a dramatic showdown when two men armed with a rifle and a handgun were dis-armed by the PGI staff using their Paintball markers - one of the staff was said to have been shouting at the police to "Check 'em, their wiiiiippppiiinnnggg" during the incident. We now go live to our correspondent talking with one of the staff...............
 
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duffistuta

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One of them has just been arrested with a rifle, the other one's disappeared, police still looking for him and weaponry...must have been Paul Daniels.

Welcome to the mean streets of South Central Colchester.
 

manike

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Originally posted by duffistuta
fortunately the guns are already dialled as high as they can go
Err... Um... I hope that's not over 340fps... cos if it is technically you are being very VERY naughty... unless of course you have a FAC there... I'd be a little carefull about printing any velocity readings to go with tests also...

Just my 0.02$

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duffistuta

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We do have an RFD here, but that aside I was actually joking about dialling the guns up...we're not that stupid.

Nearly, but not quite...