You're all wrong. Let's look at the facts:
- Intheno is european, most likely British (see the whole "americans vs. the world" thread).
- Intheno has good contacts in the paintbal industry but prefers to tease the less-well-informed (me) with hints too subtle to figure out.
- Intheno has a very dry sense of humor. More proof he's British.
- Intheno is an "older" person. Note his use of tragically outdated slang, like "rad", the noticable lack of "agg"-ness, and his problem with smileys
- Intheno used the word "naff" to describe something unpopular. How much more British-ness do you need?
- Intheno is generally nice to people, except for when "he" is making fun of them. Thus, Intheno is either very festive or female.
- Intheno likes soccer. Do I have to beat the British thing into the ground for you???
thus, I deduce that Intheno is, in reality......
Mrs. Pete Robinson!!!!
Or Adam Beard. I s'pose it could also be Adam. Maybe....
Stalling? HA! You've given away everything! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia".