Sanbagging in Malaga
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Also quoted for the truthOriginally posted by irons69
i an,t a sandbagger i am a portable bunker
Much love to tha Simon!
I know how it feels guys ............we tryed to get in Div 4 but they said there was not one ....damn
see you all next week for a lot of drink ..........................
see you all next week for a lot of drink ..........................
People who have unprotected sex with Ho's in Thailand?Originally posted by Burb
Well who else can we pick on ?
This is a thread to rag on Sandbaggers (which was cool in August, but sooo done now), not to discuss your feelings for other men Pinki.
"This just in"
"the english paintball scene has totally vanished in a nanosecond when all the players were too busy calling eachother sandbaggers and not focusing on playin the sport of paintball...
luckily there is nobody left to mourn them since the rest of the world got fed up with it a long time ago and is now happily moving on"
-The Guardian May 4, 2006
"the english paintball scene has totally vanished in a nanosecond when all the players were too busy calling eachother sandbaggers and not focusing on playin the sport of paintball...
luckily there is nobody left to mourn them since the rest of the world got fed up with it a long time ago and is now happily moving on"
-The Guardian May 4, 2006
maybe we need a Div 5 (skip div 4 altogether), for people wishing to avoid sandbagging teams.
It could employ special rules to ensure that good players won't be caught dead in this division. For example:
1. Until you reach your primary you may only shoot your gun while holiding it one handed...
2. You may only play right handed, you must lean over and stick your loader out like a twat if you want to shoot lefty...
3. You may only use a Revvy, no eggs or Halos...
4. You may carry any quantity of paint you want but it must be in 100 shot pots...
5. Kneepads must be worn on the out side of your trousers...
6. If you wear a playing top, it must be atleast one season out of date....
7. At least one member of your team must have an autococker, spyder or single finger automag...
8 .Everyone must have nicknames on their playing tops instead of their real names...
9. All your back players must be too big to play those small cubes they put in the back corners...
10 . If you shout 'don't you know who i am' when the ref tries to pull your arm band, and you happen to be a washed up has been pro from the last decade, you get one free life...
Hopefully this will stop good players from sandbagging as no respectable player would do any of these things!
It could employ special rules to ensure that good players won't be caught dead in this division. For example:
1. Until you reach your primary you may only shoot your gun while holiding it one handed...
2. You may only play right handed, you must lean over and stick your loader out like a twat if you want to shoot lefty...
3. You may only use a Revvy, no eggs or Halos...
4. You may carry any quantity of paint you want but it must be in 100 shot pots...
5. Kneepads must be worn on the out side of your trousers...
6. If you wear a playing top, it must be atleast one season out of date....
7. At least one member of your team must have an autococker, spyder or single finger automag...
8 .Everyone must have nicknames on their playing tops instead of their real names...
9. All your back players must be too big to play those small cubes they put in the back corners...
10 . If you shout 'don't you know who i am' when the ref tries to pull your arm band, and you happen to be a washed up has been pro from the last decade, you get one free life...
Hopefully this will stop good players from sandbagging as no respectable player would do any of these things!