paintball jokes

[Tom Allen]

Originally posted by JoseDominguez
Frankly I'm disgusted.........cricket is great........... it's got a tea break and everything, and it's really exciting waiting to see if it'll rain and everyone will have to race to get the comfy chair in the bar. You've only got to listen to the commentary.
And bowling for sri-lanka is.......... oh look, a pigeon, it's walking across the grass..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
And it also has minging fat streakers, so don't knock it.

With "minging fat streakers" i wish i had the patience to watch a "test". But then i think the only thing that would be "tested" would be my patience.
They don't play in the rain, what a load of fairies.

 

[Clankid]

Originally posted by mugged44
This guy had to have a brain transplant, and he told the doctor that money was no object and that he wanted the best brain available.

"Okay," the doctor said, "We have a heart surgeon's brain for ten thousand dollars, a nuclear scientist's brain for one hundred thousand dollars and a professional paintball referree's brain for one million dollars."

The patient was dumbfounded, "Why is the professional paintball referree's brain worth more than surgeon's or scientist's?"

The doctor replied, "The professional paintball referree's brain has never been used."

I love that ^^^^

 

[suiter]

Originally posted by soopaman luva
o.t
ben i was told that you have never used an angel and i know you have never used one in a tourney
so dont talk crap about what u aint used m8

then you have been missinformed lol i used 2 in starwars and i have used your bros in training .... and thats why i like the speeds but the others sucked lol and the video of ur bro in training proves their accuracy sucks ass lol

 

[soopaman luva]

strange that ben when he took you all out in under a min and never lost a game

oh and one word dynasty

 

[kidzero]

...is using shockers now

 

[suiter]

hahahahahaha mark ur really sad... lol and he never played againts me and someone else it was one on one and i had the inferno lol which had a ****ed air system ... the fact is that tomorrow il take him and you and your dog skip' fo'sho

 

[Whats your flavour?]

QUESTION: How can you tell when a paintballer is exaggerating their prowess on the field?

ANSWER: Their lips move.

QUESTION: How can you tell when you've played far too much recreational paintball?

ANSWER: When you're hit with something tossed at you and your immediate response is to yell, "Bounce! No break!".

 

[chunk.Clan]

Sorry guys but..............

cricket....simplified rounders.
Golf......taking a stick and ball for a walk.

Now caber tossing, thats a sport.....lol......

 

[suiter]

Originally posted by chunk.Clan
Sorry guys but..............

cricket....simplified rounders.
Golf......taking a stick and ball for a walk.

Now caber tossing, thats a sport.....lol......

caber tossing ..... get real. lol PAINTBALL is 'THE' sport!

 

[mugged44]

boys boys boys (and girls if ur posting), if u want to talk about cricket nd golf or whatever then either
a) find a ''golf is better than cricket'' forum, or,
b) start ur own frickin thread.

tnks.

mugged44